The Onion wins again

[DanTex]

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[George II]

1. Not funny. What's your point?

[bobbieinok]

2. Totally agree!

[George II]

3. It's certainly not doing his candidate or his cause any good. Carry on, carry on.

[still_one]

7. The responses of hate expressed against Biden in that link the OP supplied speaks volumes about

the OP

There is a name for those who go out of their way to be divisive

[DanTex]

4. The Onion isn't for everyone, I guess.

[Perseus]

6. I am sure we all appreciate the Onion but this is out of taste and not helpful

Just wait and see the MAGA idiots believing this is true. Not funny at all.

[still_one]

8. It is an intentional divisive post hoping to inflame people

[oldsoftie]

21. In all fairness, they'll believe ANYTHING that furthers their wishes/beliefs.

I see it with some friends ALL THE TIME.

[ehrnst]

18. I know, right?

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“I understand that if I win the presidency, many Americans are concerned about the effect that changing economic priorities will have on their jobs, which is why I’m committed to making sure that the nation’s unskilled columnists receive every opportunity to learn material skills that will enable them to find a rewarding position,” said Sanders, adding that his platform allocated hundreds of millions of dollars a year to ensure workers like opinion columnists who lacked qualifications for any skilled labor job would receive instruction in a career of their choice, such as nursing, childcare, or construction.

As if Bernie feels threatened by the media.....

[Hassin Bin Sober]

5. .

[Hoyt]

9. I think that's hilarious. But, I don't take it as critical of Biden.

I can see it applying to a number of candidates.

[still_one]

10. If it wasn't for the recent flamebait threads today dissing "establishment Democrats", and Biden

you might have a point, but there is a pattern to this, and it isn’t humor, it is intentionally meant to be divisive

[Hoyt]

11. Oh, I've noticed the posts bashing Biden, etc. It will get worse, but still junk.

[still_one]

12. Agreed

[WhiskeyGrinder]

13. I lol'd.

[sheshe2]

14. .........

[David__77]

15. The Onion has had better.

...

[MineralMan]

16. Not one of the Onion's better moments.

I see that you find that very amusing, based on your

I'm less amused, as you might guess. But, laugh on. Please proceed.

[ehrnst]

17. Love the Onion. Did you see this one? It's the real winner!

Link to tweet

“I do not believe that we as Americans can risk electing a female candidate who won’t address universal healthcare or climate change over the loud racket of her vacuum cleaner coming from the Oval Office 24 hours a day,” said Sanders over an ominous 30-second black-and-white shot of panicked advisors fleeing a national security meeting when the female president, a woman with a beehive hairdo, high heels, and an apron, accidentally filled the room with thick smoke after burning a pan of cookies in the briefing room oven. “When you make your decision about the Democratic nominee, consider whether you want a president who is divided between making policy decisions and scrubbing the floors, or trying to take care of our veterans when she’s preoccupied with her crying baby. Not to mention the hair dryer whirring all day and night as the lady president does her hair. And how does she expect to keep America safe when she’s constantly distracting our top generals by asking them for help opening difficult jars? Maybe we as a nation will be ready for a female president in 2024, if technology has improved so that vacuums are quieter, but until then we can’t afford to take the chance.”

[LanternWaste]

19. Funny-- it mocks the puritanical "we're-so-concerned-about-Biden's-naughty-language" brigade.

And accurately illustrates the shallowness of that little "argument."

Quite funny, indeed.

[ehrnst]

20. Funny in a way that I think is lost on the OP.

[oldsoftie]

22. I love the onion. I wish I could write like they do.