Democratic Primaries
Related: About this forumAndrew Yang Loads Shotgun As Hissing, Crackling Copy Machine Lurches Towards Campaign Staff
WASHINGTONKicking off the power cord that was coiling itself around his ankle, Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang frantically attempted to load a shotgun Monday as a hissing, crackling copy machine lurched towards campaign staffers. Ive got the copier. Zach, you destroy the cell phones, and for Gods sake, everyone, stay away from the Keurig, its sparking, said Yang, firing a shot that obliterated the sentient machines paper tray before pumping three more rounds into the dishwasher that had crept up behind him from the break room. Quick, that fax machine is reactivating all the desktop computers, smash it before it gets to the thermostat. Its me the electronics want, and theyll kill anyone who gets in their way. At press time, a lone iPad had beeped to life amidst the smoking ruins of democratic candidates former campaign headquarters, its charred, cracked screen reading only, Yang Must Go.
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primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
highplainsdem
(49,004 posts)primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)and I understand he just qualified for the September Debates.
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
Voltaire2
(13,066 posts)I just cant figure out why yet. Im working on it.
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided
Gothmog
(145,321 posts)primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden