I can't afford to buy a politician..

[Playinghardball]

So can I....

[merrily]

1. Me, too.

OK, I, too (but people will point and laugh anyway).

[Playinghardball]

2. Happy Thanksgiving merrily...

Got a ton of folks coming over?

[merrily]

3. Happy Thanksgiving to you as well, Playinghardball.

I'm not even cooking! I'm invited---and they've promised to let me sit at the kids' table. If those little brats think they're getting any sweet potatoes, they have another think coming! They'll never know who what hit 'em.

I'm thinking of making a turkey meal anyway, just for "leftovers."

How about you?

[Playinghardball]

4. We're home alone this Thanksgiving so we're going out to dinner with a friend of ours...

Wife is loving it not preparing and cooking for the usual 12 to 15 people..

No dishes to clean this year...

[merrily]

5. I love going out for Thankgiving. Or being invited to someone's home. Or cooking at home.

Bottom line: I just enjoy celebrating holidays.

A hotel near me does a fantastic Thanksgiving buffet--and I do mean fantastic food. Big Thanksgiving themed helium balloons all over. Ice sculptures. Balloon artist to entertain the kiddoes. Piano playing the entire time. Everyone nicely dressed. It's very festive and pleasant, if you are in the mood for that that year. I'm also fine shoving a bird into an oven while I'm still half asleep.

[Aerows]

9. Inappropriate things Aerows could say

"I'm also fine shoving a bird into an oven while I'm still half asleep."

"That's what she said!"

[merrily]

10. Is that some kind of Hansel and Gretel schtick?

[Aerows]

11. Sorry, it was just sitting there, waiting for someone to say it.

It was irresistible to me.

[merrily]

12. I guess my point is, I'm not exactly sure what you said.

I'm almost 100% sure it's a juicy double entendre, though. (See what I did there?)

[Aerows]

13. Indeed :)

Well played!

[Aerows]

6. Great post! n/t

[navarth]

7. I sent more than $20!!

I contributed $100, bought 3 lawn signs. Total: $130.00 well spent.

I bought extra lawn signs in case some fuck face takes my sign like they did my neighbor's. If that happens, I put out TWO lawn signs. And I attach a note:

"Dear cowardly asshole: each time you take my sign I will buy two more. Thank you for making me contribute to Bernie even more."


p.s. I don't mean to demean the brother's $20.00. I just want to brag.

[Thespian2]

8. Yep

Send what I can each month...