"I’ve heard a lot about me"

[dorkzilla]

HOLY SHIT - what an egomaniac!

[dorkzilla]

1. I cannot believe she just said that - her closing statement and she opened by

making it all about HILLARY?

FFS!!!

[Fawke Em]

4. It's always about her!

[merrily]

5. First woman President! Did I mention woman?

[merrily]

11. It's a risk, girl.

[dorkzilla]

12. yeah...gonna delete

No one gets my humor anyway.

[840high]

26. Woman and she got 9--11 in.

[merrily]

28. Noun verb woman 911

[marym625]

30. NINNNNNNNE ELEVEN!

[merrily]

33. LOLOL! nt

[delrem]

51. heh huh hyuk!!!

[marym625]

52. yeah, what you said:)

[Fawke Em]

56. PERFECT!

And Seth MacFarlane is a Bernie guy!

[marym625]

58. yeah he is! he must be loving all the Lois 9/11 posts out there

[MissDeeds]

2. Yep

That's what it's all about. It's my turn.

[dorkzilla]

6. In the word of the poet Jon Stewart

“...holy fuckballs..."

[MissDeeds]

7. Love it!

[merrily]

20. Offhand, it seems as though that could be a bit of a mixed metaphor.

[merrily]

3. dorkzilla! Come 'ere, you!

[dorkzilla]

10. Okay!

[merrily]

14. I want a gif where I grab you, bend you over at the waist and plant a huge one, like that sailor

when War War II ended.





I'm tired of that peck on the cheek sh*t. I just noticed for the first time that he did a little grab a$$, too. I won't do that.

[dorkzilla]

16. My husband may like the kiss...

but he’d probably say “hey now, I’m the only one who gets to grab Dorky tush”.

[merrily]

17. That's why I said I wouldn't grab it. I am a well bred lady, after all!

LOL look at his bell bottoms.

[dorkzilla]

18. yeah but I’m not :)

[merrily]

19. .

[Cassiopeia]

9. That and the 9/11 bullshit.

Hillary takes the primary and we're toast.

[dorkzilla]

29. My biggest fear nt

[merrily]

13. .

[dorkzilla]

15. I thought you were going to link this one...

Question: Tell me what you think about me?

[merrily]

21. Yes, but the one I linked has a crown.

[dorkzilla]

23. ahahahahahaha * snort* ahahaaahhaaa

Yes, I am THAT FRIEND who SNORTS when she is laughing heartily, sincerely and dare I say...merrily.

[merrily]

24. But

I love you even more when you snort. The prettiest girl in my high school class (by vote) snorted when she laughed. (Totally by coincidence, she married my husband's first cousin,)

[dorkzilla]

31. did her nose also wrinkle? My hubby loves that.

Snort and wrinkle, snort and wrinkle, they go together like a shit and tinkle!

[merrily]

32. Yes, adorably, of course. She also had a twin, fraternal, but beautiful.

No surprise, they were popular!

[merrily]

22. Man,

[merrily]

25. Woman - Lennon

[merrily]

27. W O M A N

[Fawke Em]

50. I kept wanting to join this group of females, but didn't know

when to jump in.

Yeah... here it is.

I can bring home the bacon... fry it up in a pan... and never let you forget you're a man.

Peggy is also this one:


Fever... fever when you hold me tight. FEVER, when you kiss me..


Sorry to but in.

[merrily]

53. Awww, Fawke 'Em, jump in any time! You're never butting in.

[dorkzilla]

54. Perfect...

We always want your butt in.

[Fawke Em]

55. That's why my husband says!

LOL!

[dorkzilla]

57. LOL!

[merrily]

34. This one doesn't exactly fit, but I love it, so there!

Ladies, if you try this at home, don't do it on a marble or tile floor.

[dorkzilla]

35. Well this one kinda fits...for her highness

“Leaders of the Free World are just little boys throwing stones...and its easy to ignore till their knockin’ on the doors of your home...”

“Passing the good from father to feckless son...” sounds like the Bush family...

[merrily]

36. Can you imagine if she runs against Bush?

[dorkzilla]

38. Oh good God no.

Game over.

[merrily]

39. Iraq 911, Wall Street, big money in politics, trade agreements--whatever would they debate?

[Cassiopeia]

49. Which one was gonna settle for the VP slot?

[dorkzilla]

37. This one doesn’t fit either, merrily but

I love it...I love this band...and if you close your eyes you’d think Peter Gabriel was singing. If you watch you’d think “wow, Ricky Gervais sure can sing”.

When my face is shabby creased
If you think I winked, I did
Laugh politely at repeats
oh, kiss me when my lips are thin
cuz holy cow I love your eyes
and only now I see the light...

“...anyway...its looking like a beautiful day...”

My anthem when I’m feeling like my MS is kicking my ass.

[merrily]

40. Great description, but, baby girl, I didn't know about the ms.

[dorkzilla]

42. aint nutin’ gonna kick MY ass...

And, apropos of NOTHING...

Except my butt wiggles...

[merrily]

43. So what if you bottom jiggles? Dance like no one is watching.

Your husband will love it.

[dorkzilla]

45. My little pit bull bait dog rescue taught me that

Wiggle like a Jack Russell!

[merrily]

41. lyrics

Lyrics

Drinking in the morning sun
Blinking in the morning sun
Shaking off a heavy one
Heavy like a loaded gun

What made me behave that way?
Using words I never say
I can only think it must be love
Oh, anyway, it's looking like a beautiful day

Someone tell me how I feel
It's silly wrong but vivid right
Oh, kiss me like the final meal
Yeah, kiss me like we die tonight

'Cause holy cow, I love your eyes
And only now I see the light
Yeah, lying with you half awake
Oh, anyway, it's looking like a beautiful day

When my face is chamois-creased
If you think I wink, I did
Laugh politely at repeats
Yeah, kiss me when my lips are thin

'Cause holy cow, I love your eyes
And only now I see the light
Yeah, lying with you half awake
Stumbling over what to say
Well, anyway, it's looking like a beautiful day

So throw those curtains wide!
One day like this a year would see me right

[dorkzilla]

44. I love Elbow...

We only had a JP service but if we had a wedding I wanted this song...

&list=PLl_mwUBv4vPg3XjIOhvLPL1EHCIkCkBIV

I plant the kind of kiss
That wouldn't wake a baby
On the self-same face
That wouldn't let me sleep

And the street is singing with my feet
And dawn gives me a shadow I know to be taller
All down to you dear
Everything has changed

My sorry name has made it to graffiti
I was looking for someone to complete me
Not anymore dear
Everything has changed

You make the moon our mirrorball
The street's an empty stage
The city's sirens, violins
Everything has changed

So lift off love
So lift off love

And we took the town to town last night
We kissed like we invented it
And now I know what every step is for
To lead me to your door
Know that while you sleep
Everything has changed

You make the moon our mirrorball
The street's an empty stage
The city's sirens, violins
Everything has changed
Everything has changed
Everything has changed

So lift off love
Lift off love

[merrily]

46. Dance to it on your next anniversary.

[merrily]

47. Think I'll pack it in. Have lovely lavender dreams, dorkzilla.

[dorkzilla]

48. I’m off to the Land of Nod myself..nt