Hillary Pledges to Make Only "One or Two Mistakes" Similar to Vote for Iraq War

[EEO]

Is anyone else concerned that she is running on her experience in government?


Hillary Pledges to Make Only "One or Two Mistakes" Similar to Vote for Iraq War

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced she only planned to make one or two mistakes like her 2002 vote to give Republican President George W. Bush the authority to invade Iraq. Clinton assured Americans she would apologize "extremely sincerely" for an inevitable future mistake or two that could be compared to the costly war and occupation of Iraq.

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Clinton continued, "There will almost certainly be a war with Iran while I am president. I probably won't find the time to make a second massive mistake like invading Iran during my time in office, but I do not want to sell myself short. So I promise not to make more than two massive foreign policy mistakes during my presidency."

So Bernie is the real progressive. Bernie voted against authorizing the Iraq invasion. Bernie wants to break-up the banks.

Hillary can't say any of these things, and doesn't want to because she confessed to being "a moderate."

How many other statements can we make about Bernie that Hillary would never be able to make about herself?

[Ichingcarpenter]

1. Satire.........not Borowitz but close

might want to delete this...

[Scootaloo]

2. The Nil Admirari is a satire site

[djean111]

3. You know that is a satire site, right?

That being said, Hillary as president frightens me. I have a 20 YO grandson.

[SoapBox]

4. Darn...

I was hoping she had said that!

[LiberalElite]

5. that site fools me every time nt