Have you ever been so stoned...

[5X]

that you went to the bathroom to pee and forgot to pee?

[SamKnause]

1. No, I can't say that I have.

I forget things whether stoned or not, but never peeing.

[5X]

2. That was from two hits of the plant I've been calling Impeach.

[dweller]

4. should have named it

Impee..
😳


✌🏼

[SamKnause]

8. Awesome !!!

I love cannabis.

I have enjoyed for 43 years and counting.

[rownesheck]

3. I've been so stoned

that I've forgotten what I was talking about mid sentence. That was a good night.

[Drifter]

5. That's better than the alternative

Peeing and forgetting to go to the bathroom.

Cheers
Drifter

And yes, I have been that stoned, but no, that has never happened.

[safeinOhio]

6. I've been taking a break on my evening two puffs

to show support my Life Partners attempt to quit before having to pee in the cup for job interviews. She is really having a hard time with it.

A couple of days ago I was helping a dear friend who needed a ride to the hospital for some surgery. She is so nice and doesn't smoke herself, but she gave me a little bud that her nephew left with her that he grew. I decided to sneak a couple of puffs. I don't know if it was because I have not smoked any for a month or he grew some bomb sh#t. I should have stopped with 1/2 puff.

[Soxfan58]

7. I've Peed

And forgot to go to the bathroom.

[abqtommy]

9. There was one time when I got stoned and passed out. These days I don't need pot to take

a nap!

[dewsgirl]

10. Indeed I have.

[3Hotdogs]

11. One night, I was leaving my lover's house to go home. We had finished a couple'a joints.

I was driving on a semi-rural road. It was about 1 a.m. Not a car in sight, no traffic controls or nuthin'.

For no reason, I stopped the car in the middle of the road. I imagined a traffic light there. It took a couple'a seconds to get my shit back together to continue the journey back home.



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Another time, friend and I were watching a horse race on tv. Channel 9 (NYC) used to broadcast live races from one of the local tracks. As I recall, it took about an hour and a half for the horses to run the race. Horses must'a had "the slows" that night.


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Another time, cousin and I were watching a segment of Burns and Allen re-run on Channel 11. The scene was Gracie, sitting on the back porch with a pot in one hand and making movements with the other.

George: "What are you doing, Gracie?"

Gracie: " I'm cooking peas and carrots for supper and I know you don't like peas, so I'm taking them out of the pot (one by one) so you don't have to eat them."

That, had me in stitches for about an hour.

[5X]

13. I once drove from Richmond, Va. to Tulsa, Ok...

went through Tennessee the long way, but missed it.

[samnsara]

12. if i did i cant remember

[peacefreak2.0]

14. Ok. This happened a loooonnngg time ago.

I was so stoned, I thought NBC’s bulletin on Jonestown was part of Saturday Night Live.