50 Shades of Grey: At the End I Yelled NO Fln WAY!

[laserhaas]

Is it a twist on "Pretty Woman"? - Or can it be Brad Pitt gone wild (after all - he has to be - in order to satisfy Jolie). Nope, it's 50 Shades of Grey; and (believe it or not) - this old (not quite gay) male went of his own volition. Not only was the theater PACKED the night before the actual scheduled (full) release of the hot new feature film. I believe 50 Shades of - was in 7 different theaters at this one place.

While my friend (really old geezer) wasn't too thrilled about going to see a chick flick, the fact of the matter is that - both he and I - were very happy we went (now comes the male bashing by males). I'm not going to spoil it for you, as others will most likely rush, brag and nag to do. All I'm going to say, is that even stingy I - will pay to see it - AGAIN. There is one thing I ask you to do, in honor of what I did (if you dare); because, when the film was finishing and came to its very end... I yelled out (to applause, laughter and no fame)

No F%$^&%n WAY!
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The only thing that may stop this from being a billion dollar baby, is how hard (careful now) the teenage girls (and - trust me - boys too) will try to get in, but be prevented. As it is, quite literally soft (but - ooooohhhh sooooo delectable) - soft porn.

An intriguing story that will kept you glued, speculative and wanting too......be 50 shades of frugged up (he said it - not I). You are going to want to see Shades 2 (trust me - there's NO choice in the matter).

It's well written, well acted and - well, I wonder - if Don Johnson can go watch his daughter (what'd ya think)!

Only regret I have, is that there is HUGE (punny) profits to be made in being a Hustler Van of commodities parked outside. The leading male (very leading), pocketed her panties. Does Hustler sell red? ( : ) )? Will women want new lace? Will many not wait to go home. Don't know about me and my buddy; but whence those who leave the show, their own shall likely begin.

Perhaps a huge supply of Duracell's for sale - too!

I'm just sayin...........
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[center][font size=5]UPDATE[/font][/center]

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For the prudes sending me regular emails and such - that I'm a misogynist - I'd say you need to get a life.

Just for your information, after getting lambasted by a few of the naysay's (I can't escape them - even when I ain't talking RMoney issues), as I remarked upon above (that this won't set Titanic records because of the AGE blockings) - the fact of the matter is

the film is already setting box office (beyond projection - HOPES) records.

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As of a few moments ago, the film has grossed more than $25 million outside the U.S. and $8.5 million here - just for a nightfall!

‘Fifty Shades’ Cumes $28.6M Overseas In Two Days; Whips Opening Records

http://deadline.com/2015/02/fifty-shades-of-grey-international-box-office-first-day-1201372179/
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[center]Explore your sexuality - OR DON"T - no skin off from my back.

I'm all alone - By Choice.......

But damn sure wish it didn't need to be that way[/center]

[yallerdawg]

1. So, before the film...

did everybody put their phones on vibrate?

Those who didn't should be severely disciplined, of course.

[laserhaas]

2. HA HA........

You's'ah - gets a whoopin....

[laserhaas]

3. Another thread on this (at GD) states there will be protests

The only protests we heard last night

was ooh - ahhh - ummmmm

(and lip smacks)

Girls n Gals all wishing they could be a body double - on set....

[laserhaas]

4. HEY - Let's make a bet.. I'm on the record that this film will do over $100 million U.S. and $300m

World Wide.

Any takers (sorry guys - most be a woman).

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Only be PM - we can do the bet - and you get to flog me, if I'm wrong (in your mind).....

NO PIC exchanges (trust me - better that way)

[yallerdawg]

5. For what it's worth...

I liked your review!

Even the news reader prudes love titillating about this movie!

[laserhaas]

6. Why - thank ye most kindly....

Right now, I'm over at Jonathan Turley's blog - giving the hater's - what fer!

I just be silly......

[yallerdawg]

7. Not a new story.

Don't all relationships involve trust and at least some submission?

[laserhaas]

8. wild video

I agree..all relationships have "conditions"

(In my case...the girl who wanted to marry me and use me as a kitchen slave...wanted a Pre-Nup to protect her welfare checks)

[GOLGO 13]

9. Wife saw it with a group of her friends...

She was quite underwhelmed. She said we've done way crazier things together. Too much story and not enough spanky-spank. I got the feeling it would be a wimpy movie. Meh.

[laserhaas]

10. Ha. Ha......wow.,.,you two must have a sex zoo

Last thing U ever thought would be posted here....is a remark of

Heh...no big deal....we did more than that yesterday...

Congrats...and enjoy.,,

The rest of U.S. will wait for 50 Shades 2

Unless you and yours have a book coming out

[michaljohnson]

11. 50 Shades of Grey: At the End I Yelled NO Fln WAY!

Fifty Shades Of Grey is a 2001 Erotic Romance Novel by British Author E. L. James. It is the First Installment in the Fifty Shades Trilogy that Traces the Deepening Relationship between a Collage. It was Published on May, 2011. Its Characters are Christian Grey as well as Anastasia Steele.

[laserhaas]

12. I'm a guy - hooked to see the next chapter

Sucks on so many levels......