Hi, I'm MiddleFingerMom and I'm living proof that you shouldn't judge a book by its screenname.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Welcome to all the newcomers!!! I'm awfully glad to see this forum as for too long there's been no real
"Help" available -- it got lost in a flood of other discussions.
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Most folks here are nice... and willing, even EAGER to help.
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Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question.
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Just stupid people.
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Nah... EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US HERE came into this (DU) life clueless... it's jes' natchal. Fire
away and give folks a chance to show off a little.
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[Denninmi]

1. Howdy to one of my favorite DU'ers!

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. !!!

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[zeemike]

3. And you forgot one thing

there are a lot of funny people here too....and from what I have seen of your post you love to provoke funny...I like that.

[AsahinaKimi]

4. Hello big guy!

Hows it going?

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. As I read your question, I expected to find the word "hangin' " at the end.

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I am disappoint.
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[AsahinaKimi]

7. The thought of ending it that way actually crossed my mind...

but then, I am too polite, ne?

[lovemydog]

5. your posts make me laugh

my ass off. Thanks and have a great day!

[libodem]

8. And for years I thought you were the mom

In middle finger mom. But you are really a fungi. Uh, em fun guy.

[rrneck]

9. Hey! I dig your work.

It's always fun to see what MFM's up to.