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Related: About this forumI could wait till I've been here ten years to introduce myself...
But that'd involve waiting another couple of months, and I don't do waiting well...
Despite my post count, many people may mistake me for a newbie as I spent much of my time at DU2 residing in the Israel/Palestine forum which was at one point the most civil and friendly place to be at DU if you wanted to sit and nod sagely while you watch people around you being tomb-stoned on a daily basis..
Oh, I'm also Australian. Don't know if I should mention that or not...
Things I don't like:
Planes and flying anywhere
Boring shit
Music that's crap
Hypocrisy
Dishonesty
Attempts to reinvent oneself
Nickelback
'Have a nice day'
'Would you like fries with that'
Having to pay tax
Stupid people
Tradesmen
Things I do like:
Watching episode after episode of Air Crash Investigation before flying
People at DU who I got to be friends with and ended up being sincere and honest people
Bread and butter pudding
Shit-stirrers who are intelligent and witty
Pearl Jam
People who create websites and don't ditch them after a few weeks like I do
Those who know about the Israel/Palestine conflict and don't think it's a one-sided good guys vs bad guys thing
Rain, frost, sleet and dark clouds
Honesty
Stupid people (for entertainment value - refer to I/P group for further information)
Anyway, I really feel timid and worried I won't fit in here at DU. Any ideas on what to do and say to make people think I'm really awesome would be welcomed!!!
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)Nice post!
I love bad weather, too - especially thunderstorms and blizzards.
Skinner
(63,645 posts)You'll do fine.
ellisonz
(27,711 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)"don't like Nickleback"..
Make7
(8,543 posts)
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Or you could buy 45 hammers from the dollar store, hang them from the ceiling at eye level and spend an evening banging the demons out of your dome.
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dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)and i don't even know who/what Nickleback is.
Make7
(8,543 posts)
Best Responses to the Nickelback Kerfuffle[font style="font-size:0.9231em;"] (WARNING: some politically incorrect and/or offensive comments at link)[/font]
[div class="excerpt" style="border: 1px solid #bfbfbf; border-radius: 0.4615em; box-shadow: 3px 3px 3px #bfbfbf;"]... Psychologically speaking...I can say with confidence that you ARE the quintessential "loser" kid from high school who still hates the "popular" kids and blames them for all of your loser whoas as an adult. No wonder you ended up a "journaist". Happens everytime. Your all the same. I would have taken your lunch money in school...everyday...just saying. Hey...great job being a "journalist".It's a gift that keeps on giving.
Rhiannon12866
(206,014 posts)And welcome to DU! It's great to have you with us!
shcrane71
(1,721 posts)Otherwise, you'll be stuck paying 10-20% in income taxes, despite the lies that Rethuglicans tell.
wsx111
(11 posts)Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)My first reaction on reading that you don't like "crap music" was to think of Louis Armstrong's remark, "There is two kinds of music, the good, and the bad. I play the good kind." I agree with him, he played the good kind. On the other hand, I have an absolute passion for Mozart, a love that is not shared by all.
Violet_Crumble
(35,977 posts)I'm eclectic when it comes to what I think is crap and it ranges from Blur to Creed and a whole lot of crap inbetween....
Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)I start with Mozart -- which is not boring -- and go on to ragtime and stride piano. Not long after we were married, my wife said that if when I was practicing the piano, she heard me play "Scott Joplin's New Rag" or "A Fistful of Keys" one more time, she would scream. So I played "Peacherine Rag" and then "Ain't Misbehavin'". She screamed.
Right now, I'm listening to Paul Simon's Graceland. After that, it will probably be Dan Bern's New American Language, or possibly Mozart's Great Mass in C, where both the Kyrie and the Laudamus Te from the Gloria send shivers up my spine.
grantcart
(53,061 posts)given your post that would be the typical Aussie reaction based on the Aussie's I know.
You must be alright if you don't mind hanging with the 'septic tanks'.
I was at a meeting once in an Australian company whose subsidiary I worked for was considering setting up a manufacturing plant in New Guinea. They were talking about one of their old mates from Australia (this was being discussed in Thailand) and somebody said,
"I dunno about him really, all he does is run after the Sheilas, chase the ponies and drink piss".
That really was a discussion stopper and everyone who knew him nodded in agreement.
After an awkward silence somebody said "well what was wrong with him?".
You should fit in around here, no worries, she'll be apples!.
Violet_Crumble
(35,977 posts)Chase the ponies = put a bet on at the races? My granddad used to call it 'putting a flutter on the gee-gees'...
I learn a lot by hanging out with the Americans here, and only rarely get caught saying something that I later find out Americans don't understand. My evil masterplan is to have you all talking the same way as me by late 2015!
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Violet_Crumble
(35,977 posts)It's like we've known each other for years!