How to Clean Like a Feminist

[ismnotwasm]

SWEEPING
Feminist: Hold broom firmly, make long strokes on floor until all dirt has been gathered into a small pile.
Not feminist: Hold broom firmly, make long strokes on floor until all dirt has been gathered into a small pile. Tell the broom that its body is shameful and whorish.

LAUNDRY
Feminist: Sort clothing into lights, darks, and colors. Wash whites on hot, and colors and darks on cold. Dry according to instructions.
Not feminist: Sort clothing into lights, darks, and colors. Wash whites on hot, and colors and darks on cold. Dry according to instructions. Tell your daughter that if she doesn't stay skinny then no man will ever love her.

DUSTING
Feminist: Spray a dusting solution over the dusty surface you wish to clean. Using a soft cloth made of natural fiber, wipe in small circles until you've covered the entire surface.
Not feminist: Spray a dusting solution over the dusty surface you wish to clean. Await a man's further instructions. Any man.

WASHING DISHES
Feminist: Fill sink up with warm water and dish soap. Scrub dishes. Rinse. Dry.
Not feminist: Fill sink up with warm water and dish soap. Scrub dishes. Rinse. Dry. Make a call to your congressman opposing the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.

http://jezebel.com/how-to-clean-like-a-feminist-1450958608

[jakeXT]

1. Colors on cold, really ? I have never done that. /nt