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ismnotwasm

(41,980 posts)
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:46 PM Sep 2013

Oh, po' baby needs a custom made dolly

Racist Romeo Willing to Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend

Austin Wedding photographer Larry Busby is so desperate for a girlfriend, he's willing to pay a finders fee of $1,500 to anyone who can help him find one (there's an extra $1,000 in it for you "if this turns into marriage&quot .

But just because he's desperate doesn't mean he doesn't have a long, highly offensive series of very specific demands.

On his website, Sleepless in Austin (mirror), Busby, who naturally goes by his stage name Romeo Rose, lists all the things he needs the girl of his dreams to be — or not to be — before he can agree to date her (sic throughout).

First off, the girl needs to be "attractive." Duh. But what constitutes attractive?

I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl.
All right, but now what does "overweight" mean?

I like girls that are 130 pounds or less. Of course weight needs to be in proportion to their height, as long as they aren’t considred overweight, they should be fine. Being overweight is a total dealbreaker with me.
So no healthy women. What else?


http://gawker.com/racist-romeo-willing-to-pay-for-non-fat-non-slut-non-1385130657



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Oh, po' baby needs a custom made dolly (Original Post) ismnotwasm Sep 2013 OP
For the life of me I can not figure out why this guy is single MattBaggins Sep 2013 #1
Yeah, it's a puzzler alright ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #2
Love the "I'm not Racist" reply MattBaggins Sep 2013 #3
Right? ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #5
Post removed Post removed Sep 2013 #33
I think not ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #34
Good. RevStPatrick Sep 2013 #41
"it appears the scales are tilted in favor of Whites being the superior race" arcane1 Sep 2013 #43
Ah! And there's the REAL evidence! RevStPatrick Sep 2013 #48
He specifically mentioned the same thing the guy in the comments did. redqueen Sep 2013 #50
On the one hand, whatever turns you on turns you on. Not really a voluntary thing. nomorenomore08 Oct 2013 #71
No I read the entire article ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #52
Did you actually bother to read his comments? BainsBane Sep 2013 #61
What reasons are those? redqueen Sep 2013 #47
Post removed Post removed Sep 2013 #49
... redqueen Sep 2013 #51
i luv this woman... seabeyond Sep 2013 #53
You have a lot of nerve bringing that swill in here BainsBane Sep 2013 #60
Why bring it up then? Tanuki Sep 2013 #64
Go away. And take your disgusting, racist, sexist shit with you. Sheldon Cooper Sep 2013 #65
Even Klansmen don't call themselves racist anymore BainsBane Sep 2013 #16
The sad thing is; yesphan Sep 2013 #4
I was thinking about that ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #10
Ultimately, yesphan Sep 2013 #23
Heh! ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #29
Those uppers have GOT to be dentures. They're freakish. kestrel91316 Sep 2013 #37
Why is it everytime something comes up with guys like this whenever I see a picture of them I'm left Arcanetrance Sep 2013 #6
No JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #8
I wasn't BainsBane Sep 2013 #19
No, he doesn't even look like that guy. He looks like this guy; Scootaloo Sep 2013 #31
Doh! JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #32
... ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #35
I noticed that, too Warpy Sep 2013 #20
Oh my god! JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #7
You know what? I've met about 100 versions of this same guy over the years. Squinch Sep 2013 #9
Huh.. ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #11
With big, honkin' delusions. Squinch Sep 2013 #12
LOL ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #14
Oh. My. Fricking. GODDESS! redqueen Sep 2013 #13
No glasses either BainsBane Sep 2013 #15
Know what he reminds me of? A PUA type... redqueen Sep 2013 #17
It gets better BainsBane Sep 2013 #18
Really JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #21
No one will notice it there BainsBane Sep 2013 #22
Unless we start drawing JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #30
I'm actually interested in learning more about this fantastic husband of yours BainsBane Sep 2013 #39
oooh JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #56
Is he Italian? BainsBane Sep 2013 #57
Si JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #63
So much for assumptions about "natural" gender roles BainsBane Sep 2013 #67
Amen JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #68
That's why I think he needs a dolly ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #25
Okay BainsBane Sep 2013 #26
OT BainsBane Sep 2013 #24
Heh! ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #27
I like paisley BainsBane Sep 2013 #28
he cannot find his favorite porn gal in real life Skittles Sep 2013 #36
As I read through his verbal diarrhea, I noted many instances of inappropriate kestrel91316 Sep 2013 #38
Sounds to me like any time spend with him is hard earned BainsBane Sep 2013 #40
"I like a girl that appreciates romance and the art of courtship." arcane1 Sep 2013 #42
"cause nothing says "courtship" quite like a finder's fee!" that really did make me laugh out loud. seabeyond Sep 2013 #46
He reminds me of the actress Edna May Oliver who described herself as having "the face of a horse" louslobbs Sep 2013 #44
This guy is amazing! I read most of it to my husband but I was laughing too hard to be clear someti Shrike47 Sep 2013 #45
more... A-Schwarzenegger Sep 2013 #54
And here we have a Really, really bad Kid Rock knock off doing a ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #55
is there a Lifetime Achievement category for Darwin Awards? foo_bar Sep 2013 #58
It is looking like a put on BainsBane Sep 2013 #59
Loser has made HuffPo BainsBane Sep 2013 #62
At least he's famous or infamous ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #66
I have never been so glad to be............ Amaril Oct 2013 #69
Heh! ismnotwasm Oct 2013 #70

ismnotwasm

(41,980 posts)
2. Yeah, it's a puzzler alright
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:54 PM
Sep 2013

I'd say I wish him well--but I can only honestly say I'm glad he's not planning on breeding.

MattBaggins

(7,904 posts)
3. Love the "I'm not Racist" reply
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:59 PM
Sep 2013

"I'm not Racist"

(write a bunch of clearly racist crap)

"In summation, I'm clearly not racist"


Boggles the mind it does.

Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #5)

ismnotwasm

(41,980 posts)
34. I think not
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:29 PM
Sep 2013

Especially If you're talking about sexual preferences, it's best not to try to go there. There are reasonable discussions to be had regarding interracial dating-- as long as there is full participation with people of color-- but not in this context.

Guys a racist creep.

 

RevStPatrick

(2,208 posts)
41. Good.
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:44 PM
Sep 2013

And yes, it's a sexy-time thing.
There are reasons to not want a Black girlfriend, without being racist.

But look, you just did it again!
You assumed he's simply a racist!

However, you're right... it's best to not go there.
Mainly because I don't think you're interested in actual discussion about what this (yes, creepy) guy is doing. You just want to be mad and vent...

Cheers!

 

arcane1

(38,613 posts)
43. "it appears the scales are tilted in favor of Whites being the superior race"
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:03 PM
Sep 2013

"Just pointing out that history seems to show whites as always rising to the top and dominating all other countries and cultures and taking what they want and doing as they please, being the dominant, most powerful, most intelligent race...."

Sounds pretty racist to me

 

RevStPatrick

(2,208 posts)
48. Ah! And there's the REAL evidence!
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:30 PM
Sep 2013

I was reading this elsewhere earlier today, and his blog shut down.
Probably from all the traffic from Gawker.
Therefore, I did not see that part.

ismnotwasm - I would like to offer you a hearty and sincere apology for what I said to you before.
Not only is he an asshole, he's a racist asshole!

redqueen

(115,103 posts)
50. He specifically mentioned the same thing the guy in the comments did.
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:31 PM
Sep 2013

That not wanting to date black women doesn't necessarily mean he's racist... that there are valid, non-racist reasons for that 'preference'.

nomorenomore08

(13,324 posts)
71. On the one hand, whatever turns you on turns you on. Not really a voluntary thing.
Thu Oct 3, 2013, 06:50 PM
Oct 2013

But if your preferences ("likes" and "dislikes&quot happen to break down along certain clearly identifiable lines, then I'd say that's cause for soul searching at the least. And a white man who "doesn't care for" black women is an obvious red flag if you ask me (and I'm a white guy).

ismnotwasm

(41,980 posts)
52. No I read the entire article
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:46 PM
Sep 2013

You know that is really an amazing jump in logic. No, I don't want to be mad and vent.

I want to make fun of and laugh at ridiculous assholes.


Which is exactly what I will do.





BainsBane

(53,032 posts)
61. Did you actually bother to read his comments?
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 04:00 AM
Sep 2013

Because it's incredibly obvious, unless you happen to agree with him that blacks are inherently criminals and whites inherently prosperous.

Response to redqueen (Reply #47)

redqueen

(115,103 posts)
51. ...
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:36 PM
Sep 2013
?w=300



This is a joke, right?


I'm sitting here trying to come up with one reason why that would make sense, and you go there?
 

seabeyond

(110,159 posts)
53. i luv this woman...
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:46 PM
Sep 2013

who is it and what did the moron say.

i walked into a stylest shop yestday morning and this old man turned right around, approached me and let out some stupid ass pick line like.... i know my name, whats yours.

are you fuckin kidding me....

i had just gotten cornered two days earlier in the grocery store by an old man driving one of those carts. hey hollywood, hollywood, what color are your eyes hollywood

are you fuckin kidding me...

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)
60. You have a lot of nerve bringing that swill in here
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 03:54 AM
Sep 2013

Is it really necessary to broadcast that crap? And yeah, describing African American women's "naughty bits" as somehow abhorrent is most certainly racist.

ismnotwasm

(41,980 posts)
10. I was thinking about that
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:14 PM
Sep 2013

I worked with a couple of nephrologists who would fit his 'criteria', tall, good looking women--the kind where the ignorant ask them "why don't you go be a model" (these are well educated polite physicians but one of them told me she always wanted to say "because I want to be a Doctor you fucking idiot" in response)

They wouldn't touch this creep with someone else's genitalia.

I'm thinking he'll get responses, but I also think he'll he'll get what he deserves.

yesphan

(1,587 posts)
23. Ultimately,
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:01 PM
Sep 2013

you are correct.

I would like to have his teeth though; To use as a soap tray or something.

Arcanetrance

(2,670 posts)
6. Why is it everytime something comes up with guys like this whenever I see a picture of them I'm left
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:08 PM
Sep 2013

wondering with the way you look can you really afford to have a shitty personality too. I mean I know I'm not a looker lots of scars and a broken nose that never set right leftover reminders from previous events. So maybe I shouldn't judge others but it always seems that those that set the highest standards for others are usually the furthest from those standards

JustAnotherGen

(31,823 posts)
8. No
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:13 PM
Sep 2013

He really is uber unattractive - don't feel bad about telling the truth.


I seriously was expecting an Adrian Grenier look alike at least . . . DiCaprio-esque maybe? Clooney? Mickey O'Rourke back in the day?

He looks like the giant guy from Big Fish.

 

Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)
31. No, he doesn't even look like that guy. He looks like this guy;
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:13 PM
Sep 2013


Only without the explicitly phallic facial anatomy

Warpy

(111,261 posts)
20. I noticed that, too
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:55 PM
Sep 2013

Last edited Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:43 PM - Edit history (1)

If he isn't rich, he needs to buy himself a Real Doll. She won't talk back, she's always "ready," she will never produce offspring, and best of all, she will never age a day nor gain an ounce.

The last thing he really wants is a woman.

ETA: Ohmygawd. Do visit the mirror site and look at the photos he likes to post. He favors the camera at knee height to make himself look er, monumental. I suppose that's how he expects his high maintenance paragon of female companion to look at him.

JustAnotherGen

(31,823 posts)
7. Oh my god!
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:10 PM
Sep 2013

Because I'm know for being such a 'girl' - and I can be allllllllll about how a man looks (sorry - I'm being my authentic self) . . .

He lost me with his HUGE teeth and overly large head.

He's homely.


Thank god I'm married and he would never want me - so I would never have to turn him down. . . Eww. Eww. And I hate when men are 'paunchy' but insist on thinness in women.

Squinch

(50,949 posts)
9. You know what? I've met about 100 versions of this same guy over the years.
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:13 PM
Sep 2013

Sadly, they multiply even when they don't breed. Like viruses.

ismnotwasm

(41,980 posts)
11. Huh..
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:16 PM
Sep 2013

That would be a great premise for a Sci-Fi book, a viral explanation of misogynistic creepers

redqueen

(115,103 posts)
13. Oh. My. Fricking. GODDESS!
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:23 PM
Sep 2013


And that asshole in the comments talking about 'preferences' and how not liking the way black people look ...

I want to slap all of these horrible stupid pieces of shit into little pieces.

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)
15. No glasses either
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:36 PM
Sep 2013

No tattoos, no short hair, no gamblers or women who waste money. No strippers, or if you've ever had a threesome, you're toast. Oh, dear. No "promiscuous sluts" allowed. There go my chances with Prince Charming.
How will I ever recover?

redqueen

(115,103 posts)
17. Know what he reminds me of? A PUA type...
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:40 PM
Sep 2013

Blabbering about "high value" women as they like to call them.

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)
18. It gets better
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:43 PM
Sep 2013
I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.


I am NOT racist. Just because I don't like the appearnce of black people does not make me racist. Just because I don't like a particular painting, does not mean I dislike the medium of Art as a whole!

But I will say this, Blacks do make up the majority of the inmates in the prisons in the country.

And I think it's White people that make up the majority of white collar executive types of positions in America. Probably more Whites are 1 percenters than there are blacks.

When I think of all of the classical composers like Mozart etc that were pure genius, I don't recall many of them being Black.

This is the 1st black president we've had so far and look what a horrible job he has done.


What a catch.

JustAnotherGen

(31,823 posts)
21. Really
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:59 PM
Sep 2013
This is the first time I've ever heard of a man talking about vaginal cosmetic surgery in an online profile.

Pssst - And if this thread gets alerted on I'm posting the exact same thing in Woman's World. I swear on my father's soul I will.

JustAnotherGen

(31,823 posts)
30. Unless we start drawing
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:11 PM
Sep 2013

Them there. It's the perfect venue for up-to-date news on men you would rather take a hot iron poker and put it in one ear and pull it out the other than be caught dead with.

JustAnotherGen

(31,823 posts)
63. Si
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 06:58 AM
Sep 2013

Calabrese. . Speaks the dialect. They are like the hill billies of Italy (his town is on the side of a mountain) but with North East America progressive sensibilities. And a woman is ashamed of herself in their Southern mainland Sub culture if she raises a Mammoni or a Principesa. Teamwork with your spouse is how they survived for hundreds of years so at the most basic level of "gender roles' - you won't find a Calabrese man ashamed to sweep a floor or make dinner if his wife is out in the fields getting the peppers or lemons in.

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)
67. So much for assumptions about "natural" gender roles
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 04:35 PM
Sep 2013

That so many who defend sexism insist are immutable.

JustAnotherGen

(31,823 posts)
68. Amen
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 07:09 PM
Sep 2013

BTW - we have his, her, and our accounts - but I'm "smart" with investing and money and manage all of our finances. Now most at DU would have said my husband was *rich* in 2011 - but since I took over then - he "feels" rich. La Donna knows. Who,ever is better at the task does it in our relationship. He's better at laundry - thank God!

ismnotwasm

(41,980 posts)
25. That's why I think he needs a dolly
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:04 PM
Sep 2013

Of course I just swam though the sewage of "sex doll" images, and I'm afraid that most of them are just too slutty for him. I could start a thread on it.

This is the one from wiki




This shouldn't be legal, but I'm sure it is. It's sold as a "child sex doll"


BainsBane

(53,032 posts)
26. Okay
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:07 PM
Sep 2013

I had my mouth gaped open at those very odd looking breasts, and then I saw that child doll. That is repulsive. OMG. That fits in with the thing I have't finished writing (and may not). That is just horrifying. It should not be legal.

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)
24. OT
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:03 PM
Sep 2013

I have this odd thing where I picture people as their avatars. So for he past year I've pictured you, ismnotwasm, as Steven Hawking. Now I picture find myself picturing you as the woman from Blade Runner (is it?). I know it's weird, but I can't seem to help it.

ismnotwasm

(41,980 posts)
27. Heh!
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:08 PM
Sep 2013

I'm closer to Pris, although my wild make up and hair days are behind me.

Now I'm trying to look like a grandma, but my grandson says I look like a hippy. I tell him he doesn't know what real hippies look like and if I want to wear a green dress with a paisley pattern that's my business

 

kestrel91316

(51,666 posts)
38. As I read through his verbal diarrhea, I noted many instances of inappropriate
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:38 PM
Sep 2013

capitalization of words. So it came as no shock to find that he is a flaming RWer.

Lotsa luck finding the lady of your dreams, Romeo. All the RW Barbie dolls are gold diggers.

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)
40. Sounds to me like any time spend with him is hard earned
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:40 PM
Sep 2013

He's paying $1500 over the internet. He's not hiring a match maker. The guy doesn't have the money to attract a gold digger.

 

arcane1

(38,613 posts)
42. "I like a girl that appreciates romance and the art of courtship."
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:49 PM
Sep 2013

Because nothing says "courtship" quite like a finder's fee!

 

seabeyond

(110,159 posts)
46. "cause nothing says "courtship" quite like a finder's fee!" that really did make me laugh out loud.
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:18 PM
Sep 2013



louslobbs

(3,234 posts)
44. He reminds me of the actress Edna May Oliver who described herself as having "the face of a horse"
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:04 PM
Sep 2013

Ironically, Edna May had a leading role in the Greer Garson movie, "Pride and Prejudice." I wish I could say I'm shocked at this guys way of being, but sadly, I cannot. What a piece of work.....and what a surprise, doesn't like President (black) Obama........his only redeeming quality is the fact that he will never have children.........what a piece of garbage.
Lou

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)
45. This guy is amazing! I read most of it to my husband but I was laughing too hard to be clear someti
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:15 PM
Sep 2013

Nothing but a nice, tight looker for our boy, and one with a little money, too.

ismnotwasm

(41,980 posts)
55. And here we have a Really, really bad Kid Rock knock off doing a
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 06:18 PM
Sep 2013

Really, really horrible-as-in-drag me-to-hell-before-you-make-me-see-that and Oh My God My Eyes! Salvador Dali impression

foo_bar

(4,193 posts)
58. is there a Lifetime Achievement category for Darwin Awards?
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 11:51 PM
Sep 2013
Abortion is murder.

I do not believe a woman should have the choice or freedom to kill her baby just because she was a slutty whore and dosen’t want to accept responsibility and raise the baby herself or give it to someone else who will.

http://108.171.182.16/sleeplessinaustin/about_me.html

Texas Republican, check.

I also do not support homosexuality. I think it’s disgusting, and morally wrong. I think it’s the trait of a defective human being.

I am old fashioned. I am conservative. I believe men should be men, and women should be women. God made Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve.

Men should be men, and... where did you say Eve came from? Dudely parthenogenesis?

Furthermore, I do not believe homosexuals should be allowed to teach in schools or hold any type of job in which they have any type of interactions with children in which they could leave a false impression that homosexuality is ok on their young minds.

Now with that said, go ahead and ask me how I feel about Gay marriage…

And I will tell you that I am ok with that, because you know what, I’m just one person, I can’t stop it from happening, so if it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen, and I am a Wedding Photographer, so just think if they allow Gays to legally marry, the income I make from Wedding Photography basically would double overnight wouldn’t it! hahaha!!!!

At least he's a fair weather fascist. Although his income wouldn't double after this stunt without some kind of Roy Cohn zombie scenario.

I basically only concern myself with my own inner world near me, only stuff that has a direct impact on me and the little world around me.

Mild understatement.

I don’t go out of my way to recycle, I mean I don’t seperate my trash into different trash cans etc, plastic in one and this or that in the other like some people do. I don’t have time for that nonsense. The world will be here for as long as I live, and after I’m gone, whatever happens to this Earth is of no concern to me. I don’t have time for recycling. Let that be someone else’s job to sort out all of that stuff.

This is either a prank or the world's most average republican.

However, I do not like Rap or Hip Hop music. I do not even consider that to be real music. And I do not like Black people that listen to that kind of music. I do not like Black people that have a criminal record or smoke pot or do any other type of drugs. I do not like Black people that live in the “projects” or live off welfare or food stamps. I do not like Black people that do not have a full time job. I do not like Black people that wear their pants halfway down to their knees. And I do not like Black people that don’t speak proper English and pronounce their words correctly. I do not like Black people that dress like thugs or gangstas. I do not like uneducated Black People. And if you are a Black person that lives in East Austin or up North Austin around the Rundberg area then chances are I probably don’t like you either! So there! haha!!!!!

I am NOT racist. I just do NOT like ignorant, useless, TRASH.

A full time job like... part time wedding photographer?

And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together.

At least he's not racist.

I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks.

Then why didn't God create Adam and Eva?

I do not like Homeless people, bums, drunks, or drug users either, or anyone that participates in any type of criminal activity.

I also do not like White country types or Redneck types or Trailer trash types.

OK, everybody out of the dating pool. Even his right hand can't live up to these exacting standards.

I was on the Judge Judy TV show one time.

Hunh... apparently he sued his tattoo artist (and lost; see page 5), yet:

To me, tattoos just represent white trash or somone that’s been in prison.

Self-loathing "Worst Person in the World", or is this a freak Zeitgeisty publicity stunt like Mahir 2.0?

In order for you to get paid, you are going to have to find a girl that has interest in me, that I am also interested in, and a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship will have to become established before you will get paid. The amount of time that takes depends upon the chemistry the girl has with me. Everyone is different. Not everyone does things at the same speed. Some women are slower than others when it comes to things evolving into a actual girlfriend/boyfriend relationship. <...> But of course sex does have to happen for it to be considered a real girlfriend/boyfriend relationship, and it has to happen on more than just 2 or 3 seperate occassions. The girl has to get to a point where she considers herself girlfriend status, meaning we are in a exclusive long term relationship. See, these rules I’ve put into place right there, they should weed out all of the people that are just trying to make some fast easy money off of me.

http://108.171.182.16/sleeplessinaustin/faq.html

Easy money like selling my own kidneys on ebay?

I am thinking it’s going to take at least 2 months to 4 months to establish a real boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. It takes time for two people to get comfortable enough to be intimate with each other, and it takes time for two people to get to know each other. It takes a certain amount of time for people to even know if they want a long term relationship with each other or not. That’s just a estimate off the top of my head. Could take less time or more time though. But if & when it happens and evolves to that point, I will know, the girl will know, and I will let you know and pay you at that time. It’s also entirely possible that you could introduce me to a girl and we go out a few times but I just don’t hit it off with her or she dosen’t hit it off with me, in that case you would not get paid. I only pay for results.

(Hates "Black people that don’t speak proper English", check. Thinks the contraction of "does not" is "dosen't", double check.)

Forget about the whole madonna-whore-virgin-goddess nightmare... can you imagine being this guy's waitress?

Amaril

(1,267 posts)
69. I have never been so glad to be............
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 03:17 PM
Oct 2013

.....a fat, blond, tattooed, sarcastic, promiscuous slut who is friends with her ex-husband, doesn't like being spooned while trying to sleep and had her body "wrecked" by having children.

Maybe I should take up gambling, you know, just to be sure I NEVER attract the likes of "Romeo".

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