Bernie Sanders' Supporters Now Say Bernie Sanders Is A DNC Plant
AP(TinFoilHat)--An un-named source in Bernie Sanders' campaign staff has admitted that Bernie Sanders himself is a DNC deep operative planted into the Primary race to give the nomination to the front running Hillary Clinton. "Since their other secret DNC plants, Donald Trump and Josh Uretsky, have failed to derail the Sanders' campaign, it is now necessary to unleash the super secret DNC plant, Bernie Sanders, to finally put the last nail into his own campaign and throw the Primary election to Hillary Clinton."
Sanders' supporters on DU that were interviewed for the article have said they were "Not surprised" by the revelation that Bernie is a DNC plant, but are still confident that their candidate will prevail in the Primary elections. "They have seriously underestimated the strength of the less than 5% of the Democratic Party, and they will feel The Bern come election time." a DU Bernie supported mentioned.
A phone call made to the Sanders' campaign at 2:30AM on Saturday was not answered, so therefore we did not get a response from Sanders himself on the revelation that he is a Plant. More details will be revealed in the coming days up to the Primary elections.
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Are you the plant that will plant the plant story to ferret out plant stories as plants to destroy all the plants.......Oh my gosh, maybe I'M the plant!!! 
Great minds think alike 
I think a lost an hour. 
Wow.
Happy holidays.
But the conspiracies are kind of funny. 
about his ties to Hitler yet. First they'll try the secret muslim rumor first.
