They announced Hillary first! The fix is in!!

[wyldwolf]

[polichick]

1. Old school - ladies first.

[Dr Hobbitstein]

2. The alphabet is a 3rd Way/DWS/DNC/BLT/MSDOS conspiracy!

[Thinkingabout]

3. Her last name starts with C, then O'Malley, then Sanders, does this ring of anything

One might relate to anything you have seen in your life. Alphabet order.

[quickesst]

4. But, but...

...she knew when she married Bill that one day she would be on a debate stage with two other candidates. Predicting that they would be introduced in alphabetical order, she was playing the odds that the people she would be debating would have last names ending in letters that come after C. Shrewd that woman is, and it paid off.

[Thinkingabout]

5. Yes, I believe you may be on to something here. Just like Obama

Mother putting a birth announcement in the paper in Hawaii.

[quickesst]

6. A guy came in to Home Depot...

.... where I work part time in my retirement. Heard a guy tell someone that he never thought we would elect a Muslim for president. Being in the position I was in, I couldn't say anything, (I depend on the extra income) but my first thought was, you can't fix that kind of stupid. I believe there's a little bit of that around here that can't be fixed either.

[Thinkingabout]

7. It is a lot of the Dixiecrats who loves to hate others from a different

Ethnic background than Anglo. It happens in our churches where ministers preach hate. I know I pick my friends but one object is not ethnic background. I believe in religious freedom, it is very important to this nation. I hope for better relationships among everyone.

[quickesst]

10. Religious freedom?

Absolutely, but also freedom from religion, especially, as you say, the preaching of hate.
I too, strive for better relationships.

[grossproffit]

8. That damn alphabet!

[stevenleser]

9. LMAO, well played. It's a fix, a conspiracy, and a trap!

As silly as some of the accusations are against the DNC for supposedly fixing things for Hillary I am actually surprised we didn't see something like the OP but as a serious assertion.