I give up. All of the Democratic Primary Candidates

[MineralMan]

are the wrong candidates. We need a brand new, ideal, unifying candidate who will bring us all together in a peaceful coalition founded on friendship and humor. Let's draft Al Franken. He'd be perfect. Let's insist that he join the campaign and all of America will fall in line behind his candidacy and create a 50-state landslide victory for one and all.

Let's just toss the current list and run a successful satirist and Senator for President. IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!11! If we all come together, we can do this. Let's create a new website for this movement: StartOver2016.com

I'm all in!

Sincerely,

Mineralista Manbro

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Should I adopt this pseudonym as an alternate voice on DU?

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	Mineralista Manbro - SI!
	0 (0%)
	Mineralista Manbro - NO!
	0 (0%)
	Wait...whut?
	0 (0%)
	I don't get it.
	1 (25%)
	Ban Coors Lite Beer!
	3 (75%)
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[restorefreedom]

1. i would throw my support behind colbert,

but i get the sentiment.

[NCTraveler]

2. Love it. I'm going to out myself as an ultra conservative around these parts.

Love Clinton and Coors Light. Would love to have a Coors Light with Clinton. Would love to have one with O'Malley and Sanders as well. I'm just a lost third wayer or something. Maybe I just want to get drunk and need a buddy. Shit, I don't drink anymore. Hope this doesn't leave me vulnerable for a swiftboating. lol.

[MineralMan]

3. Not a swiftboating. A swiftbuttkicking.

Someone will be along soon to administer that, I'm sure.

Best wishes,

Mineralista Manbro

[underpants]

4. Didn't Bernie support COORS in college?

Or did I read that wrong.?

BTW Franken wrote a book (not his best) in which he runs primarily on a platform of getting rid of ATM fees. Wins. Makes a bad racial joke and slips into a fog of depression.

[Fumesucker]

5. Your chops are a lot different than Manny's

Not worse or better but different.

I mean Led Zeppelin covered Hello Mary Lou but it still sounded like Led Zeppelin.

[MineralMan]

8. See, that's why I dropped the MineralManny moniker.

I've been casting about for a new one, and finally caught a whopper.

[Fumesucker]

13. Break a leg

In the theatrical sense..

[MineralMan]

15. The show must go on, it seems.

[lovemydog]

6. No no puede!

[ibegurpard]

7. before you get a pseudonym

You might want work on being entertaining.

[MineralMan]

10. I don't see how that's necessary, really.

As long as I'm entertaining myself, I'm good. It's all about me, you see.

[Hekate]

19. Some people are just bitter; hopefully they get better

Did you see Fumesucker's Old DU Satire thread? About half the respondents had no idea it was satire.

[MineralMan]

21. Satire is Safe and Effective if Taken in Small Doses

Follow all package directions.

[Buzz Clik]

9. You know why Coors Lite is like making love in a canoe?

It's f*ckin' near water.

Ban Coors Lite!

[MineralMan]

11. LOL!

[riderinthestorm]

12. I'd like to know how O'Malley is "wrong"?

I'm really liking him the more I learn but would love to hear what his problem is as a candidate

[MineralMan]

14. Psst...don't tell anyone, but this post is satire.

Mum's the word. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. I'll say no more.

[riderinthestorm]

26. Ah, I'm posting while distracted. Never a good idea

[pinebox]

16. LOL Ban Coors Lite beer....now THAT is a winning strategy!

[Hekate]

17. Al Franken! Draft Al Franken!

Best idea all day, Mineralista Manbro. (Your new nom de internet is giving my iPad auto-correct fits.)

[MineralMan]

18. And so the movement begins!

Get your bumper sticker now!

FRANKEN 2016
We can't lose unless we don't succeed!

[MineralMan]

22. Non Sequitur of The Day Award

It's yours! Congratulations.

[Ichingcarpenter]

25. Darwin award for you

then.........

When was the last time you ever took a tab of LSD?...............LOL

Be honest............ I and many others can tell.......... Oh, then that's why you are so predicable.

I can't see any consciousness in you, but intelligence, but the same old rhetoric, with no links
but opinions...

Your thoughts on children and your vision of the future,,,,,,,, must haunt your posterity given to you by someone's else time and life?

What did you ever do to sacrifice your great power of wisdom for the betterment of society?........... Did you teach?, organize labor,

[MineralMan]

28. LSD? 1969. I was more a psilocybin guy.

I stopped doing all of that in 1974, when I started writing full-time for a living as a freelancer.

As for the rest, none of that is any of your business in any way.

[MineralMan]

24. I never served in a war war. Not in any combat role.

I did serve from 1965-69 in the USAF, though. They found things for me to do.

[MineralMan]

30. Here:

[wyldwolf]

23. He's DDDDLLLLLCCCCC!

[still_one]

27. Alfred E. Neuman or Pat Paulson. Unfortunately, I may be showing my age

[MineralMan]

29. Pat Paulson! Yes!

Sadly, he's been dead these past 8 years. I'm pretty sure being alive is a requirement to run.

I remember him well, though. He ran in 1968, but never really got the traction he deserved.

[still_one]

31. even better.... but I think you are correct. You need to be alive to run