2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumNew rules for voter registration just posted.
New rules specifically for persons registering as Republicans:
1.You may not have an abortion, no exceptions (This also includes D & C procedures). If you have had an abortion, you may not register as a Republican and current registration must be voided.
2.Birth control for you is limited to that which does not destroy fertilized egg. If you have used such in the past, current registration must be voided.
3.Schools your children attend will receive at least 20% less funding. Please notify authorities on specific schools asap.
4.Your Medicare eligibility age will be raised this year. You will be notified.
5.The don-nut prescription hole will reopen for you. If you used this in the past, current registration must be voided.
6.Military will allow only Republican registered members unless more members are needed.
7.If you are LGBT, you must stop being LGBT if you want to register as a Republican. If you are currently a registered Republican LGBT, your registration is voided.
8.Since marriage should be defined as one man/one woman, divorce and remarriage is not allowed. Any currently registered Republican who has already been divorced and remarried will have registration voided.
9.Because America is a Christian nation, membership/attendance at churches other than Christian disqualifies you from registering as a Republican. Current members of churches other than Christian will have their registrations voided.
10.Past, present, and future use of Amtrak is prohibited. Registration voided and/or prevented as needed.
11.Past, present, and future use of PBS broadcasts is prohibited. Registration voided and/or prevented as needed.
12.Any job you have will automatically be released from minimum wage restrictions. Retroactive reinbursement of any overpayments is required or registration will be voided.
13.You will be required to participate in any/all oil spill cleanups resulting from continued drilling in America. Non-participation voids registration.
14.You may not use Planned Parenthood services. Past use requires voiding registration.
15.You must use 15% less Medicaid. Use of more than the proposed cut requires reimbursement and/or voiding registration.
16.You may only drink water that comes from untested sources. Past use subject to voiding registration. (EPA reference)
17.You may only eat meat that comes from uninspected sources. Past use subject to voiding registration. (EPA reference)
MOST IMPORTANT NOTE: Your Republican registration is the only way you can vote for a Republican and this registration automatically gets counted as a vote for any/all Republican candidates. Voting at the polls for Republicans is eliminated to prevent voter fraud.
All rules are retroactive and registrations must be updated asap.
And this is just a start
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