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yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)
Wed Feb 1, 2012, 12:41 PM Feb 2012

If Mitt gets asked about Seamus (family dog on roof of car) at a debate, predict his answer......

Here is my guess:

"Sputter sputter. This campaign is not how Mitt Romney treats his dogs, it is about how to get this economy moving again. Any one who knows me knows there is not an anti-dog bone in my body. That is all I am going to say on that."

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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
1. "He's fine. He's out on the roof of the limo. I think he died 25 years ago, but he's still there."
Wed Feb 1, 2012, 12:47 PM
Feb 2012

"I don't really care about the poor dogs in this country."

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)
3. I don't worry about poor dogs because we have a safety net for dogs - don't we?
Wed Feb 1, 2012, 12:55 PM
Feb 2012

I believe it is called pentobarbital.

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
5. Technically sodium pentobarbital with phenytoin, but yes, that's his plan.
Wed Feb 1, 2012, 01:00 PM
Feb 2012

Or he could just strap them all to the top of his campaign jet.

zbdent

(35,392 posts)
6. "The liberally-biased media/my opponents have blown that whole event out of proportion.
Wed Feb 1, 2012, 01:09 PM
Feb 2012

The dog was never in any danger, and we made frequent stops to make sure the dog was okay and to allow it to relieve itself and eat."

"Liberally-biased media" reply: Oh. Okay. Crush Obama for us, okay?

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)
8. I decided this thread needed a picture.......
Wed Feb 1, 2012, 01:12 PM
Feb 2012


Might be a great idea for Dem activists to follow Romney around with during the general election. It might be as much of a hit as "Chicken George", the man in a chicken suit who followed Bush I around in 1992 - and who Bush I famously got into an argument with.
(true story)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_George_(politics)

pacalo

(24,721 posts)
10. "Poor little fella. He's no longer with us..."
Wed Feb 1, 2012, 01:47 PM
Feb 2012

"His lungs must have held on for at least the first 50 miles of wind force."

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