Paul Ryan to Colorado supporters: I drive a truck. I'm not a witch. I’m you.

[Scuba]

Paul Ryan to Colorado supporters: I drive a truck. I used to work at McDonald’s. I like to camp. I’m you.

(Ryan was apparently channeling Christine O'Donnell today. Cause that worked so well, ya know?)


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/paul-ryan-colorado-supporters-drive-truck-used-mcdonald-215354358.html

Ryan also said "Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, etc."

Sure you are Paul. Sure you are.

[Bjorn Against]

1. Wow, I never realized I am a millionaire congressman

Now that Paul Ryan told me I am just like him I realize I must have millions stashed away somewhere. Time to go beat some peasants down.

[madrchsod]

2. well hot dam he drives a big truck!

now that`s he kind of guy i`d vote for!

he ain`t like that other guy...old cheese head paul is a REAL AMERICAN



or is it cheese brain?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. "I'm you?" He's a Yithian out of HP Lovecraft's

A Shadow Out Of Time, a race of time-traveling aliens who possess the bodies of creatures on whose planets they arrive, including Earth.

[LiberalFighter]

4. I thought he was like Ayn Rand

[grilled onions]

5. I Have This Animal Vision...

A deer and a dog on top of his truck or maybe Mitz vehicle of choice...then I have this MAD kind of vision where there is a check point and the guards so to speak are a deer (with bow and arrow) and dog with weapon of his choice and both are aiming at the two idgits ,instructing one to have over his tax returns and the other to hand over his plan to steal S.S, Medicare,Medicaid etc.... So many dreams, so little time.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

6. I'm not a sewer rat

[GallopingGhost]

7. Good, if he's me

he can pay my bills this month.