2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumI Won't Close the Lemonade Stands
One of my opponents has a new ad, claiming that I will shut down all children's lemonade stands.
Seriously.
He says that I won't be acting alone, of course. I will do it in concert with my "progressive cronies" - the actual term in the ad. Presumably in return for corporate PAC contributions from Big Lemon.
My opponent also claims that my "progressive cronies" and I will make gasoline so expensive (specifically, $10 a gallon) that people will "stop traveling to Florida" - again, an actual quote from his ad. So Disney World will have to change its name to Ghost Town, I guess.
And, finally, my opponent says that people will no longer go hunting - the horror!! - because my "progressive cronies" and I will "outlaw guns and ammunition." I have to concede the logic of the latter part of that. What would be the point of outlawing guns, but not ammunition? Wouldn't it be really frustrating, having all that ammunition around, and not being able to shoot at anything?
Remarkably, my opponent says that I will accomplish all of this during 2013. Clearly, it will be a busy year.
I would like to assure my opponent, and all other right-wing paranoid crackpots, that I will neither eliminate children's lemonade stands, nor triple the price of gasoline, nor outlaw guns and ammunition. If I have a secret plan to do any of those things, it's so secret that even I don't know about it. It's like I'm the Manchurian Candidate, or something.
And while we're on the subject, I would like to inform my opponent that there are a few more things that neither I nor my "progressive cronies" intend to do:
(1) Make abortions mandatory.
(2) Socialize the means of production.
(3) Outlaw heterosexual intercourse.
(4) Tax breathing, or urination.
(5) Take away his velvet painting of dogs playing poker.
(6) Nationalize his underwear.
(7) Fill the sky with black helicopters.
(8) Remove the tin foil from his skull.
One more thing that I promise we won't do: we won't prevent imbeciles from throwing their hats into the ring. So my opponent can run for President in 2016, when Barack Obama is finishing his second term.
Are we clear on that? Good. Now let's get back to discussing the things that my opponent is so desperate not to talk about: Jobs, healthcare, homes and education. What's that? He has nothing to say? That's what I thought.
If you are sick and tired of wretched right-wingers hijacking public discourse with their stupid nonsense, raise your hand. Then lower your hand, and click "CONTRIBUTE."
Courage,
Alan Grayson
Odin2005
(53,521 posts)A story about some stupid city official shutting down a kid's lemonade stand always eventually gets turned into a "this is an example of evil Big Gummit" rant by the RW numbskulls.
johnwb
(8 posts)I was wanting to know what can be done to get NASA going again a lot of good people are out of work. I see nothing on the horizon to replace what has been lost. As an American I am uncomfortable with utilizing the Russians for our transportation needs.
nashville_brook
(20,958 posts)It's an amazing turn of events that Russia, who inspired us to beat them into space in the Sputnik era, are now our main space truckers.
Then, there's Elon Musk.
Oh, and Utah-based hybrid-rocket and advanced composite manufacturer, Rocket Crafters, Inc who announced this week they're (hopefully) bringing 1300 jobs to Titusville.
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-07-10/business/os-rocket-crafters-moving-to-titusville-20120710_1_space-florida-aerospace-industry-edc
Rocket Crafters Inc., a Utah-based company that specializes in hybrid-rocket design and aerospace-composite technologies, said Tuesday it is moving to Titusville, where it hopes to create as many as 1,300 full-time jobs.
The company plans to develop and commercialize a new hybrid rocket-propulsion technology and an ultra-light, advanced composite material for the manufacture of dual-propulsion space planes for suborbital flight.
Buzz Aldrin has said he believes the future of space exploration demands private investment. I believe we also need funding and leadership at the Federal level to make the "big" projects happen. I want both.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I actually think that farming LEO out to private industry (like Elon Musk) makes sense, IF (big if) we simultaneously devote adequate resources to NASA's real mandate, i.e. exploration and frontier-pushing. Crewed as well as robotic.
The next big job for NASA should be a heavy lift rocket. We haven't built anything remotely close to the lift capability of the Saturn V since Apollo ended. That's what we need, first, for the next phase of manned space exploration.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48270457/ns/technology_and_science-space/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Launch_System