Bernie supporters: Who can make toast and where?

[beam me up scottie]

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	Anyone can make toast anywhere as long as they clean up the crumbs.
	3 (20%)
	Anyone can make toast anywhere as long as it's not in my kitchen.
	1 (7%)
	No one can make toast anywhere, ever.
	2 (13%)
	No toast, just snickerdoodles.
	1 (7%)
	Beam me up, Scottie, my toaster stopped working.
	0 (0%)
	I like pie.
	8 (53%)
	Other, please explain your toasting preferences.
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[winter is coming]

1. Stop forcing your gluten on people!! n/t

[beam me up scottie]

2. Sorry!

[SMC22307]

3. Bow down, bagels! (n/t)

[beam me up scottie]

4. And SMC22307 FTW!

[SMC22307]

5. ...

[artislife]

6. I don't appreciate the tone of this poll

I think you are stirring the batter again!

[beam me up scottie]

9. Tone, schmoan.

DU polls are totes seriose!

I remembered the snickerdoodles.

[RichVRichV]

7. Am I overthinking this

or is there a Jewish joke in there somewhere?

[SMC22307]

10. L'chaim!

[beam me up scottie]

11. There wasn't until SMC22307 showed up with bagels!

[winter is coming]

13. I just know this will turn out to be another schmear campaign. n/t

[jberryhill]

18. This thread is heading for lox

[artislife]

26. *chortle nt

[cherokeeprogressive]

8. I make fucking awesome toast. Regular and French.

[beam me up scottie]

12. I'll bet you do.

Toast is nothing to fuck around with.

[artislife]

16. You got that right.

Can't be too light, can't be too dark.

Can't be too soft, can't be too hard.

No pumpernickle, no sourdough, no white, no wheat
Got to cut it an the angle, careful with the jelly. No oleo, no butter, no margerine

Can't dip in your coffee, can't eat it with OJ...

It is serious business.

I used to serve breakfast back in the day and wholly molly are people dead serious about toast.


Let's not even get into donuts!

[beam me up scottie]

23. Just try and substitute wheat for my rye, I dare you!

And those English Muffins, they think they're so high and mighty, always looking down their crusts at the local fare.

[SMC22307]

38. With all the nooks and crannies, how can they *not* look down?!

Plus, they have THE BEST accents!

[beam me up scottie]

50. Their accents are the only reason they get the girls.

Cheeky limey bread.

[Jester Messiah]

85. Toast too dark!?

Did you SERIESLY just say that!? I am so triggered right now. Don't divide me by two, because I just can't even!!

[restorefreedom]

14. i miss toast

hard to get good gf toast worthy bread.

blueberry pie with gf crust for breakfast, mmmmm

[beam me up scottie]

19. I bake my own.

Nothing like fresh Italian bread with garlic butter baked inside...

[restorefreedom]

22. mmmmmm garlic butter....

yum.

[QC]

15. Bernie only likes white bread.

It's gotta be true because I read it on DU.

[artislife]

17. No crusts. eom

[beam me up scottie]

21. It has to be Wonder Bread.

It's the official brand of white supremacists everywhere.

[QC]

24. And it's all they have in Vermont! n/t

[beam me up scottie]

27. They teach us how to toast it by wrapping it around the barrels of our shootin irons.

Every Vermonster baby is given a gun as soon as they're able to grasp the trigger.

[stone space]

29. Did you know that a two year old child shot his mother in the head in a Walmart?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/31/the-inside-story-of-how-an-idaho-toddler-shot-his-mom-at-wal-mart/

[QC]

30. I'm not surprised. People are sloppy with their guns. n/t

[stone space]

51. If it were up to me...

[Turin_C3PO]

104. Lol yeah good luck with that.

Listen, most people will get on board with reasonable regulation of guns. HOWEVER, Democrats or progressives or whoever would never win again if they said they were going to ban all guns. Plus it's unconstitutional and very authoritarian in nature., just the idea of going around and forcing everyone to hand over all their rifles, shotguns, etc.

[Lizzie Poppet]

114. But it in't, is it?

But thanks for advocating a bloodbath...

[beam me up scottie]

31. And that's Bernie's fault too?

I've seen HC supporters blame him for Sandy Hook and Gabby Giffords but this is getting ridiculous.

[stone space]

33. In Vermont, gun deaths now outpace auto deaths.

That's is a pretty stunning statistic.

There's a real crisis in Vermont when it comes to guns.

http://www.burlingtonfreepress.com/story/news/local/vermont/2014/07/17/vt-gun-deaths-outpaced-car-accident-deaths/12756651/

[beam me up scottie]

35. I'm from Vermont, space.

And we don't care much for lectures from flatlanders, so go peddle it elsewhere.

[stone space]

37. I'm from Iowa, scottie.

And we don't care much for lectures from flatlanders, so go peddle it elsewhere.

If you don't like my state, then feel free to stay far, far away from Iowa.

It's too damn flat for you.

[beam me up scottie]

41. Then go peddle it there, space.

[stone space]

44. We actually had an ammosexual Open Carry in a Costco here in Iowa, reciently.

He was kicked out, though.

His wife posted a photo of him carrying his gun in the store on facebook.

Along with a bunch of right wing memes, of course.

We don't want that shit here in Iowa.

Too many people are dying.

Too many ruined lives.

[Lordquinton]

59. Who is this We?

I did time in Iowa, and I can say that while there are a good number of progressives, the state has more than it's fair share of regressives. Plus Rep. King and all his *ahem* glory.

[stone space]

61. Iowans.

Who is this We?

But that Ammosexual Open Carry Gun Worshiper apparently moved here from Texas.

[Lordquinton]

66. You and I must have run in different circles in that state

cause there were plenty of guntoting, hillbilly hankie waving folks around.

So, as you're not speaking of Iowans, who is this "We"?

[stone space]

68. Are you here in this Primary Election thread to insult Iowans?

So, as you're not speaking of Iowans, who is this "We"?

Upset about the Iowa Democratic Caucus date or something?

Did we set it too early for you?

[Warren Stupidity]

73. How exactly does your excerpt insult people from Iowa?

I think you've gone and shot yourself in the foot again.

[stone space]

74. We're nice.

[Warren Stupidity]

75. you're shooting blanks.

[beam me up scottie]

76. He does that often.

Thinks he's hitting the target, though.

Maybe it's an Iowa thing.

[stone space]

78. What is it with the insults here?

What is the purpose?

[beam me up scottie]

79. It has nothing to do with Iowa.

[stone space]

80. What is the purpose of the insults (both personal and towards my state) here?

Are you trying to push Iowans away from our candidate?

[Warren Stupidity]

95. hopefully it is not a gote thing.

we know that weaponized gotes are a really bad idea.



^ Never do this ^

[stone space]

77. I'm an atheist, not a gun worshiper.

you're shooting blanks

Shooting is not my style.

[Warren Stupidity]

87. and yet here you are, firing away.

[cleanhippie]

111. You know, maybe there is a god.

Because we don't have to deal with that for another two months!

[kath]

112. YAY!

[Lordquinton]

103. I'm saying don't speak for all Iowans like it's a united state

Because its not, even the progressive types turn regressive when the subject has anything to do with farming. And guns are a prominent part of the culture out there too.

It's a fair bit better than some states, but don't act like it's one big happy place, no state is.

[artislife]

54. Thank god

I'm from a state with two mountain ranges. And not those rolly polly ones either.

We got Volcanos and sh*t.


Cascades





Olympics


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[beam me up scottie]

57. My s/o is from Colorado.

People like space should stick to the flyover states and leave the beautiful mountain states alone.

They're just jealous.

[beam me up scottie]

32. That is ADORABLE. How did you get a picture of my little brother?

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That's amazing!





- I see the alert stalkers are out in force tonight.

[winter is coming]

42. Didn't you know your mom's a DUer?

She's not too happy about some of your posts, either.

[beam me up scottie]

49. Is she the one who keeps alerting on my polls*?

Ever since I left home it's been nag nag nag..."why don't you meet a nice DUer and bring him home for Sauerbraten Sunday?"

Yeesh.


* I'm not kidding, someone actually alerted on this.

They had a sadz, though.

[Warren Stupidity]

108. somebody told me that your poll was racist.

because, you know, words.

[John Poet]

113. I think it was the toast.

Any poll about toast is CLEARLY racist. AND anti-Semitic.

If you don't understand how, it's because you're a liberal white supremacist.


<snark>

[jberryhill]

20. The GOP, of the country after next year

If the behavior of the primary partisans here on DU is any indication.

[beam me up scottie]

25. No toast for you!

Okay, maybe this toast:

[JackInGreen]

34. Pie always wins

End Of Line.\"~"/

[beam me up scottie]

40. A poll without pie is no poll at all.

[beam me up scottie]

43. Squirrel pie?

I'm a vegetarian but those squirrels have it coming.

[SMC22307]

46. If they cut Social Security, hell yes.

One more reason to support Sanders over any of the Corporate Dems.

[beam me up scottie]

52. We should put SS in a Droll Yankee Flipper, that would show them.

http://drollyankees.com/video/yankee-flipper-yf-squirrel-proof-feeder/

[SMC22307]

55. "squirrels will be promptly discharged"

So proper.

[beam me up scottie]

58. Hey when it snows 6 months a year people have to get creative with the entertainment.

[Aerows]

39. I can make toast using a car windshield shade

An oven roasting bag and a black pot.

http://rimstar.org/renewnrg/car_sunshade_solar_cooker_windshield.htm

Other designs:

http://solarcooking.org/plans/windshield-cooker.htm

http://solarcooking.wikia.com/wiki/Windshield_Shade_Solar_Cooker

[beam me up scottie]

45. Wow, that's creative.

As hot as it's been around here you could just leave the bread on the dashboard in the sun.

[Aerows]

48. These actually work if it is below freezing

Concentrating the sun's rays combined with the heated air in the oven bag and absorption of the black pot, you can heat a pot of beans at 20°F ambient.

[beam me up scottie]

53. Incredible.

I'll remember that in case we get another ice storm. We were lucky last time because we had a gas stove.

[Aerows]

56. Solar ovens are pretty neat

They range from simple, like the windshield one, to more sophisticated (made with cardboard boxes LOL) that are more efficient. They even have some made of wood.

All of them work, though.

It really sparked my interest in them when I noticed the variation on designs.

There are also designs for solar showers so that you can have hot (or at least not freezing) water for bathing.

There are some really neat plans on the internet if it interests you!

[Flying Squirrel]

62. Other: Only Talkie Toaster can make toast.

[beam me up scottie]

63. Another winnah!

for the Red Dwarf flashback!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

64. This is how you end this thread...

[beam me up scottie]

65. Bwahahahahahaha!

Perfect!

[Spirochete]

96. Nice toast, Hitler! n/t

[beam me up scottie]

67. Actual picture of toast Bernie was served when he traveled to the Soviet Union:

(or was it from when he lived in that commune?)

[kath]

69. Omg. Dying here!

[beam me up scottie]

70. Credit goes to QC!

Who was locked out of the thread for posting a hilarious picture of my little brother.

Some people have no sense of humour, you have to feel sorry for them.

[hootinholler]

71. Is there gonna be a do over poll?

Surely you forgot an option and didn't get you ass handed to you.

[beam me up scottie]

72. That would be embarrassing!

But not as embarrassing as if someone posted a link to my banned sock puppet.

[stone space]

81. What is embaressing is just how quickly this thread devolved into an Iowa bashing festival.

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It appears to be instigated by gun nuts.

Do you folks even know anything about Iowa?

Or are we just a stereotype to you?

Have you seen Bernie bashing Iowa?

Calling us hillbillies?

Flatland?

Flyover country?

I don't think that Bernie told you to go out there and start insulting Iowa.

I really don't.

Bernie is better than that.

Much better.

(And, no. We're not jealous. Why would we be? We've got the first Caucus in the nation. It's silly to claim that Iowans are just jealous. Explaining the bashing, on the other hand...hmmmm...perhaps jealousy does play a role?)

[MoveIt]

88. Is this is or is this not performance art? n/t

[cleanhippie]

92. A performance, yes. Art? Not so much.

[Warren Stupidity]

109. Gote ahead, make my day.

[demwing]

82. Bernie can make toast

just send him the Republican primary winner in November 2016. There'll be toast enough for everyone!

[beam me up scottie]

83. ORDER UP!

Stick a fork in Jeb, he's done.

[Autumn]

84. Other. Gotta be cinnamon raisin toast, unless I'm in a white mood

then it's Wonder bread toasted and slathered with real Land O lakes whipped butter. I like the Land O lakes butter cause I think Bernie would like lakes and stuff like that but reading this thread it's clear that Bernie's supporters, other than just 2 don't know how to do toast so I'm not gonna be able to vote for Bernie plus he's from Vermont and that state has guns, too many white people and such stuff. Now as to the where part of your question I make my toast in the kitchen. I don't like to make it there because all those appliances in there are used for cooking and there's just no diversity but I have to keep the cinnamon raisin and the white bread crumbs contained in one area.

[azmom]

86. Que toast? Pan dulce. No toasting required n/t

[NCTraveler]

89. Anyone anywhere.

Watch out though, if one makes it too dark someone might start yelling "taze it." That's why all this mocking says so much.

[Motown_Johnny]

90. Hillary's campaign manager is making toast now.

[olddots]

91. instead of heating the bread

freeze the bread and eat it frozen = less crumbs . THIS SHALL BE CALLED. FRED as in frozen bread

[artislife]

110. Fred!!!

[LostOne4Ever]

94. Everything was okay till someone burnt the damn toast! n/t

[kenfrequed]

97. Key Lime Pie

What... mean I have to actually make it?

I was just thinking someone was going to make me pie.

[Curmudgeoness]

98. My toaster is broken, I have to use the broiler

to make toast. It is a very haphazard way of doing toast, often ending with burnt toast.

[winter is coming]

99. Or, in the case of one of my roommates, actual flames. n/t

[Curmudgeoness]

101. I don't know whether I am thankful or jealous

that this never happened to me. Sounds like a good way to get an awesome adrenaline rush.

[Adrahil]

100. Okay, I clearly missed something..... nt

[whatchamacallit]

105. Spoofs a pointless poll about protests n/t

[Adrahil]

106. Thx nt

[kath]

107. And see this post

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251515107#post72