How does Cruz propose to win a debate

[tavernier]

when he doesn't even have the balls to go up against Jon Stewart? He canceled last minute today and Jon was not amused.

[arcane1]

1. Wow, I don't recall a guest cancelling before! Who replaced him?

I wonder if he'll have to guts to do that Senate debate-thing with Sanders. Cruz doesn't have much beyond one-liners.

[tavernier]

2. Last minute book author

Can't fish up the name in my brain right now since its after midnight.

Jon said Cruz had to bow out because he "had to stay for a vote" - yes, Jon used the finger quotation air marks.

[Thor_MN]

3. Did you mean to imply that at least one of the clown car could stand up to Jon Stewart?

I honestly believe that Jon Stewart could make any of the GOP candidates cry if he wanted to. Trump might take a while since he is so delusional, but most could be backed into their hypocritical corners in short order.

[Nitram]

4. Cruz got cold feet!

Yup, he's definitely vice-presidential material.

[Sheepshank]

5. first things first. He needs to get a voice over

his shrill tone is so annoying, one almost feels like thrusting an icepick into one's eardrum...the message is totally lost.

[tavernier]

6. Chalk.

In the old "Once Upon a Time" fairy tales, the wolf would eat chalk to make his voice more enticing, in order to lure in the unsuspecting sheep.

... Heeey... That's a perfect metaphor! 😄

[olddots]

7. Cruz is working on a movie now

Mission Impossable #5. The Journey To Obscurity .