Republicans have an All-Star bench of presidential candidates

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J. Pepper Bryars - al.com

J. Pepper is a sometime columnist on al.com
His WAY far right wing delusional writings are absolutely...well...just unbelievable. Even for Alabama.

Here are a few of his picks, but be sure to read them all for a good belly laugh.

"Rick Perry: Best record of any politician in America. Yes.

Marco Rubio: Best vision of any politician in America. Yes. His attacks against Cuban communism get me fired up, too. "Wolverines!"

Rick Santorum: Probably the candidate I most relate too, so of course.

Donald Trump: No. I agree with some of his thoughts, but he's supported too many Democrats to hold our party's banner.

Scott Walker: Second best record of any politician in America. He can win on conservatism, and he can govern with conservatism. Yes.

What an All-Star team! There's youth. There's diversity. There's energy."
http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2015/07/republicans_have_an_all-star_b.html#incart_river

THERE'S CLOWNS!

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1. Never heard of him, but what I know without clicking on a single link is

a. MASSIVE racist

b. MASSIVE misogynist

c. MASSIVE xenophobe

d. MASSIVE hater of Women having ANY say over their own bodies

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2. Dear Mr. Pepper

Duh !

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3. What an All-Star team! There's youth! There's diversity! There's energy!

There's Marv Throneberry!

Marvin Eugene Throneberry (September 2, 1933 – June 23, 1994) was an American Major League Baseball player, best remembered as the starting first baseman for the 1962 New York Mets, a team which set the modern record for most losses in a season with 120.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marv_Throneberry

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4. Sorry, I forgot this:

[IHateTheGOP]

5. They are all insane.