Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up....please stand up....please stand up

[graywarrior]

[hrmjustin]

1. Who is the bigger idiot?n/t

[Skittles]

2. "Be yourself" is the worst advice you could give any conservative

yes INDEED

[madrchsod]

3. never ever trust a 65 yr old man..

who dyes his hair black....

[jenmito]

5. I just tweeted about that yesterday...

I said Willard is as phony as the black hair on his head.

[HopeHoops]

4. Get out the duct tape.

[graywarrior]

6. Duct tape undies

[HopeHoops]

7. That's fine if you're a girl with a Brazillian wax job (how much is a brazillion?)

That just won't work for guys.

[graywarrior]

9. Depends on the guy!

[HopeHoops]

11. A double-bladed razor with an aloe strip works fine for me.

Then there's my wife to consider... ( )

[graywarrior]

12. Double bladed?

Go all the way....triple bladed, baby!

[HopeHoops]

13. They actually make them with five blades now. Double is inexpensive and works fine.

[CityDem]

8. Clown

This guy is a clown

[graywarrior]

10. Pennywise the clown