Gohmert says he may run for president...

[KamaAina]

... then says he won’t.

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/237158-louie-gohmert-weighing-presidential-bid

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) sent mixed signals on his White House aspirations Thursday....

Gohmert indicated he could launch an exploratory committee for president when asked whether he would support Sen. Ted Cruz's (R-Texas) White House bid.

"Ted is a good friend and would be an outstanding President; however, I haven't ruled out an exploratory committee myself," Gohmert said in a statement emailed to The Hill from a spokeswoman....

“Washington D.C. contains too many who do not recognize statements made with a figurative tongue in cheek, sometimes known as being ironic,” the aide emailed to the Texas Tribune.

[misterhighwasted]

1. OMG ..Haaahaaaahaa Gee I Hope He Wins The RW Primaryl!!!

Gomert & Putin sittin in a tree..hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.

Aghh my eyes!!

[misterhighwasted]

2. But with the Clown Car full, Where Will He Ride??

[HooptieWagon]

3. GOP is gonna need a bigger clown car.

[Gregorian]

7. Mitt Romney has a method, but it's not recommended for dogs or Gomerts.

[misterhighwasted]

9. Haahaaha .. Genius. Photoshop Anyone?

[Gregorian]

13. I could do it. I'm building a table, and am too busy. I mean lazy.

I used to be a real photoshopper.

Maybe I will. Gohmert, there's just no room in here. You'll have to ride on top!

[misterhighwasted]

16. Build your table. Gohmert will be around for awhile

Agree he needs to ride on the only available space.
On top with the next one to join. Cuz I dont think we've seen the last of them.

[awoke_in_2003]

22. "Gohmert will be around for awhile"

you have no idea how much that depresses me

[misterhighwasted]

24. Lol. I live in Dallas. I hear you my friend.

We have our own super sized clown car.

Its embarrassing.

[awoke_in_2003]

25. When I move here in 92

Ann Richards was governor, and Molly Ivins was in her writing prime. My, how things have gone downhill.

[misterhighwasted]

30. The Bush crime family destroyed Tx too. like everything else they got their hands on.

They're a mob family, as far as all I know of their history.

[Hoppy]

18. Google: rumble seat.

[MillennialDem]

19. Not a clown car anymore. It's a clown bus and soon to be a clown train

[packman]

4. Oh, please, please, please

Damn, that would be delicious. I love Louie.

[Human101948]

5. He's got my vote in the primaries...

I keep my voter registration Republican just for those moments.

[Koinos]

6. A being with zero self knowledge.

Harry Callahan to Louie Gohmert: "A man's got to know his limitations."

[misterhighwasted]

10. Lol. Oh Gohmert.

[ladjf]

8. He was already a champion of saying dumb things.

His consideration about running for President top all of his other ridiculous remarks.

[DFW]

11. That's like Lucy swiping the football away from Charlie Brown

PLEEEEEEEEEASE run, Louie!!!! Jon Stewart and just about every other comedian in America would send you thank you notes and candy for Valntine's Day for the rest of your life!

[Fuddnik]

12. That would be enough to make Jon Stewart postpone retirement!

Please, Oh please, oh please.

[yellowcanine]

14. Oh Lordy, let it be true.... From the Clown Car to the Clown Cruise Ship

[KamaAina]

15. Wouldn't that be Cruz ship?

[misterhighwasted]

17. Omg Stop already!! haaahaa

[MrScorpio]

20. He's such a tease

Run, Louie, run!!!

[CBHagman]

21. That was an unkind headline to spring on comedians and popcorn distributors!

And so the prospect of many hours of entertainment is cruelly snatched away almost as soon as it is presented.

[ck4829]

23. Going from Clown Car to Clown Star Destroyer

[Historic NY]

26. Don't be casting asparagus on his aspirations.

[randys1]

27. No human being alive better typifies the rightwing of America than him, maybe Steve King

Educated, but dump as a stump.

If you do not look EXACTLY like him

If you do not smell EXACTLY like him

he will hate you, because that is what an immature child does

[KamaAina]

29. Tehran Tom Cotton

[asjr]

28. I would rather see him run for his life!