POLL:MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO NEED JOBS WANT CONGRESS TO GET TO BOTTOM OF THIS BENGHAZI THING FIRST

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of unemployed Americans who have fruitlessly been looking for work for months are determined that Congress get to the bottom of what happened in Benghazi, a new poll indicates.

According to the survey, job-seeking Americans hope that Congress will eventually do something about job creation, but they are adamant that it hold new hearings about Benghazi first.

By a wide majority, respondents to the poll “strongly agreed” with the statement “I would really like to find a job, but not if it in any way distracts Congress from my No. 1 concern: finding out what really happened in Benghazi.”

In related findings, a survey of Americans found that taxpayers overwhelmingly consider Benghazi hearings to be the best use of taxpayer money, well ahead of schools, roads, and infant nutrition.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/05/poll-millions-of-americans-who-need-jobs-want-congress-to-get-to-bottom-of-this-benghazi-thing-first.html

[SummerSnow]

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4. That's great!

[Beacool]

9. Well done!!

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2. And the immigration thing as well.

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3. ACA must be a success.

GOP distraction machine is in overdrive.

[CTyankee]

6. EGG-zackly!

Say something, quick! Say anything!

[Gothmog]

5. I love good satire

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7. I want there to be a full investigation

Of who lied us into War with Iraq and got 36,000 of our patriotic soldiers killed or injured in a senseless and useless war.

Then I want War Crimes tribunals to convict those bastards.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!

[blkmusclmachine]

12. Let's have an investigation into what George W. Bush knew about 9/11/2001 on 9/10/2001.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

8. It's true: My unemployed friends and their families endlessly ruminate over Benghazi

I can't get them to think about anything else like food, money, or taking care of the kids, etc.

[Beacool]

10. We have so many maroons in this country that at first I thought it was a real poll.

You never know.....

[Proud Liberal Dem]

11. The line between reality and satire is quite thin these days IMHO

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