Rick Perry "Leaves Door Open" to 2016 Run

[BlueDemKev]

According to CNN.

Maybe by then he'll recall what that "third gov't agency" was that he wants to shut down!

[tridim]

1. Sorry, that's your barn door Ricky.

[SharonAnn]

11. Don't worry, the voters have closed the door and will keep it closed.

[LiberalFighter]

12. I was wondering which door it would be.

The door to the outhouse would be the only one he could open I think.

[CBHagman]

2. To quote Jed Clampett...

..."If brains was lard, Jethro couldn't grease a pan."

[hamsterjill]

4. Loved this...and

It totally fits this situation. Ricky Perry is a complete dumbass and there is NO defense of that.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

3. If at first you fail

fail, fail again...........

I initially thought that he could be a strong contender for the GOP nomination last year, at least until he actually started running, which turned out to be an epic disaster.

[xtraxritical]

5. I can't wait for the Perry Bachman debates.

[DhhD]

8. When Perry ran for governor in 2010, he refused to debate the Democratic and Independent

candidates. The televised debate was without him! He just barely won another term.

[Mz Pip]

6. He has a couple of years to remember

Run Rick run!!!

[DFW]

7. Does he really? Well, in the immortals words of Rick Perry:

OOPS!!!!

There go a few more millions of Sheldon Addledbrain's fortune down the river for another lost cause.

[heather blossom]

9. seriously Rick?

You didn't make enough of an a$$ out of yourself the last time? You want to make your humiliation complete and total? Is that possible? OOPS!

[Billy Pilgrim]

10. Go Ricks Go

Perry and Santorum

Surely America will have changed its mind about you guys by then.

[SmittynMo]

13. They're all friggin nuts

Don't they ever learn from past mistakes. My guess is he'll propose the trickle down effect too. What an idiot.

[Javaman]

14. Yeah, the exit.

hopefully.

oh little cement head ricky, he falsely equates gerrymandering votes with success.

[davidpdx]

15. The only place he should run to

is a steep cliff and jump off. He'd be doing the country a favor.

[Avalux]

16. Bwaaahaaahahaaa!

Meanwhile, Texas is drying up and being drilled to death. Perry will not address the serious water shortage problem because he doesn't 'believe' in climate change, and fracking is going gangbusters.

There's a special place in hell for that man, where he will spend eternity trying to remember the name of that third government agency.

[bigdarryl]

17. MARK MY WORD!! he's running

[KamaAina]

18. EPA! Say EPA!