Yep, your neighbors are crazy

[kairos12]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/04/02/1198730/-Yes-your-neighbors-might-be-crazy


snip:

13% of voters think Barack Obama is the anti-Christ, including 22% of Romney voters

13% of voters think Barack Obama is the anti-Christ, including 22% of Romney voters

9% of voters think the government adds fluoride to our water supply for sinister reasons (not just dental health)

5% believe exhaust seen in the sky behind airplanes is actually chemicals sprayed by the government for sinister reasons

Time to run out and buy stock in industrial quantities of tin foil.

[TrogL]

1. I am the Anti-Christ

Obama is just a pretender

[Marie Marie]

2. Somebody's been listening to Alex Jones

That man would see a conspiracy lurking behind an adorable puppy.

[Common Sense Party]

3. Maybe not a puppy, but definitely behind a cat.

Watch this and tell me there's no conspiracy:

[freshwest]

4. Here is my favorite cat conspiracy story:

The Kilroti were generated by mixing the genetics of the Sirians with the energy of the Ari. This is what was brought to ancient Egypt. As the non-physical energy descended into physical reality, DNA formed that could be used to create corporeal life.

This was then mixed with human and wild lion DNA to form the common house cat found on Earth. The cat was given to every home in ancient Egypt, and programmed to leave at night to report back to their alien controllers. This is why cats to this day have the urge to go out at night. This also explains their aloof nature.

The Sirians incorporated worship of the cat idol into the Egyptian religion to ensure the perpetuity of this method of spying. The Sirians also built the Sphinx as a symbolic reminder of the blending of human genetics with lion frequency.

This was a way to energetically bind future civilization to the Sirians. The Sphinx was designed to face the morning star Sirius A every day. The face on the Sphinx is identical to the face on the Mars monument that looks down to the Earth at the Sphinx.

The original pyramids, built after the destruction of Atlantis, were energy points. They were the same shapes underground as above, making them into octahedrons. At their centre is a tetrahedron. This master shape is the archetype symbol for God-Mind totality. Anything at its exact centre is absolutely protected.

The octahedron is also the shape of the Delta-T antenna used at the Montauk Project. This shape, when energized in the proper color codes, causes interdimensional rifts, creating vortices and wormholes.

From one of my favorite woo links. Hope you enjoyed the trip...

[A Little Weird]

9. :)

That is hilarious!

[freshwest]

5. Ain't it cool, though?

Never think of the Moon the same way...

[Marie Marie]

7. OK Freshwest - I can get behind the cat conspiracy -

the alien connection explains their superior intelligence and supreme dominance over us humans. (you know, how they allow us to live with them). Now as for David Icke - I've seen this man. I think his last name sums him up perfectly. Fun indeed!

[freshwest]

8. Guess what? Now they say that Alex Jones is a Reptilian Shapeshifter formerly known as Bill Hicks.

Marie Marie, they've got the dates all figured plus they went to the same high school and are from Austin, Texas and all of that and besides they really do look like each other don't you know and this run on sentence is a sign of going off one's nut but I have to show you the pictures so you can see that they really do look just alike and I found pictures so it must all be true and do you want me to put them here so you will have some of the special occult knowledge that puts you above all the dumb sheeple so that you'll survive the coming apocalypse that Obama has been planning all of his life even when he time traveled to Mars and see you can save yourself if you just listen to me and it'll only cost you a hundred thousand bucks to be sent with a cashier's check in the next twelve hours or I will have to withdraw this special offer, sorry, the internet gods are watching all of us and recording this, so hurry!






*pant, pant, pant!*

[Marie Marie]

15. OMG!!

Oh my! I hope that you got a good night's sleep after writing that sentence. I know that I needed a little nap after reading it. I mean, how much mystery, fear, drama, shapeshifting, lizard people, space travel, apocalypse, and, for the final flourish of the pen - a plea for money, can one fit into one sentence! I must confess I am impressed!! Masterful writing.

And yes, I would love to see the photo proof. In fact, I am withholding my donation of hundreds of thousands of dollars until I get said proof.

Thank you for the laugh Freshwest and I hope that you have finally caught your breath.

[freshwest]

16. So my practice is paying off in that style! And here's the proof!

Is Alex Jones Bill Hicks? If not, where does he come from?

Alex Jones:





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones

Bill Hicks:





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks

Anonymous persons on the internet, where nothing is ever wrong, have claimed:

There is a similarity. Putting aside the Bill Hicks similarity, it's certainly interesting that Alex Jones doesn't seem to have a past.

Looking at the first picture, one would never think of Bill Hicks. But looking at the bottom picture, anyone without knowledge of who Bill Hicks was, would very easily assume that to be Alex Jones, al beit a very eccentric Alex Jones.

Alex Jones was part of the Branch Davidians, you know david koresh's lot or so it's said.

Also from another anonymous source with more details:

can anyone show me evidence alex jones existed before bill hicks died

hicks and jones have alot in common

alex jones

bill hicks

4 letters 5 letters

both are from austin texas a hot spot for illuminati mind control programming especially during the times of bill hicks alex jones birth

bill hicks was quite possibly the first person to show to the world the false reality we were programmed to believe in

alex jones is basically playing the same flute just using a different style and tone of song and dance

i think alex jones is bill hicks and i think they are the same person under monarch mind control, alex jones is a personality and so is hicks, in the same body, study mpd, you can have two completely different people in one body people who even look different act different

hicks and jones were both smokers

i think the illuminati one day flipped a switch turned off the hicks bot and turned on the jones bot

maybe its a good faction of the illuminati that programmed the hicks jones robot

anyone remember china beach from the springmeirer books back in the 60ès where they had all those children in cages and shit

Another reliable source says:

Jones would've been 20 at the time Hicks "died", which is about the time Jones arrived on the scene.

People are always saying Jones looks older than he claims..

Now to the ultimate proof!

alex jones is a reptilian shapeshifter this is a real pic of alex jones



why does alex jones look so old for his age

he looks about 48 the age hicks would be if he were alive, well i guess he is lol

he never died

thereès a old video of alex jones and joe rogan talking in a bar in 1997 i think the illuminati reased it from youtube i cant find it joe rogan first time meeting alex jones they were talking about aliens and pyramids and joe rogan couldnt believe alex jones was younger then him because alex jones was so much smarter then joe rogan and looked so much older joe rogan even checked and asked for alex jones id he looked at his drivers license lol

Anyway, this proves that I can copy and paste with the best ot them and spin a yarn as well as they, and you never really know, do you?

FWIW, since the sheeple must be woken up and saved from all of this, there will be no charge whatsoever!

[Marie Marie]

17. OK, now I am laughing so hard that I am crying.

But, (cue the dramatic music here: Da da daaaah!) the fact that they were both smokers and that Alex looks much older than his age clinches it for me! What more proof does a reasonable person need?

Never mind that Bill Hicks, (had he not died and been taken over by the "alleged" Mr Jones) would have written a whole evening's comedy routine about Alex Jones and his ilk.

I must confess to occasionally enjoying a good conspiracy theory here and there but this - this is just too funny for words. Guess I should be a little careful here lest the illuminati kill me off, then shapeshift my soul into a Republican Teabagging Fox News Pundit who can't spell and lies like Hell. Hey, according to these people, it could happen.

Freshwest, again, I thank you for sharing.... Your check is in the mail - I do want to help the "cause".

[freshwest]

18. 'The check is in the mail' Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear! We appreciate it so much!

We don't want for 'the illuminati to kill you off, shapeshift your soul into a Republican Teabagging Fox News Pundit who can't spell and lies like Hell.' Pretty good there, just keep working on it.

Do you want the story of how Obama went through the Jump Room to Mars story?

Or how Obama was selected by extra-terrestrials to be the Hyper-Dimensional Candidate from...

Uh, I forgot.. somewhere... and the reincarnation or something of an ancient Egyptian king who was sent to Rule, er, Save the Earth?

It's hilarious or scary, if you want to see it that way. And it meant it was all predestined and all...

[longship]

6. Mandrake, have you ever heard of fluoridation?.

The brilliant Stanley Kubrick, his greatest flick. Peter Sellers at the top of his game. Sterling Hayden at the top of his. A most chilling scene in the context of the plot.

I find it astounding that there are people who still believe like General Jack D. Ripper.

[kairos12]

10. One of the greatest movies of all time.

George C. Scott was fantastic as a stand in Curtis Lemay. Major King Kong. What a movie.

[longship]

11. Major Kong.

"I'm gonna get them doors open if it hare lips everybody on Bear Creek."

[freshwest]

12. Whoa! A David Bowie song reference!

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you

Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows"

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

"Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do."

[longship]

13. Ahhh! I remember it well. Thanks muchly.

Dr. Strangelove predates Bowie's song, though.

Regardless, your post was nice indeed.

[Sunlei]

14. it's a scary world for some Americans, they should stay in their homes and be quiet.

tape the windows, wear masks, put up a get off my grass sign, stop breathing and never drink tap water.