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Major Hogwash

(17,656 posts)
Tue Apr 3, 2012, 11:33 PM Apr 2012

. . . and now, depression sets in for the Santorum campaign.

After losing in Washington D.C. (because they failed to even get his name on the ballot) and losing big in Maryland and again in Wisconsin, Santorum still refuses to drop out of the race.

After finding out on Monday that even though he won the North Dakota GOP caucus last month, the delegates that met at the state convention this weekend voted unanimously for Romney.

As Little Ricky clings to his desperate hopes and wild-eyed dreams, he can only think of one thing left to hang on to.
"Well, Pookie, at least you still love me" . . . as Little Ricky wraps his arms around his widdle blankee and silently cries in to his pillow, hoping that sometime tonight he will eventually fall to sleep, and then dream more crazy fantasies about becoming the President of the United States. And then learning to fly and becoming a pilot, and then becoming a pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates.

And his dream of being the pilot President, baseball playing Pirate will be so sweet, and so awesome, that he will never want to wake up again.

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. . . and now, depression sets in for the Santorum campaign. (Original Post) Major Hogwash Apr 2012 OP
I hope he stays in to make Romney spend ever more money and continue campaigning on the right aint_no_life_nowhere Apr 2012 #1
Ricky won't pull out until Kalidurga Apr 2012 #2
This is what happens... deadinsider Apr 2012 #3
This message was self-deleted by its author Tesha Apr 2012 #4

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)
1. I hope he stays in to make Romney spend ever more money and continue campaigning on the right
Tue Apr 3, 2012, 11:40 PM
Apr 2012

On CNN they said Romney outspent Scrotum by 50 to 1 in Wisconsin.

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