Santa is a UN, New World Order, Gift giving, Socialist Commie. Pass it on.

[pinto]

Here's the tell -

Global reach. Secret home base. Stealth transport. Freebies for all. Red suit.

Duh, when are we going to wake up?

[dlwickham]

1. maybe he's Kenyan too

[Coyotl]

4. He's polar, and has no birth certificate.

[whistler162]

7. Maybe he has a home in the south....

making him bi-polar.

[libodem]

9. Isn't it Keysian economics?

I was confused, too.

[dlwickham]

10. or anti-colonialist

or something

damn Santa

[RKP5637]

2. It's that RED suit that tells it all!!! n/t

[Coyotl]

3. And a Tree Killer for Christ's sake.

[Rhiannon12866]

5. And he breaks into houses!

[love_katz]

6. Yeah!

And he gives people stuff....

Free stuff, according to the stories.

Big red flag, right there.

[libodem]

8. I knew I liked that fat bastard

[dlwickham]

11. my favorite though

[pinto]

12. LOL. (nt)