If Ian Fleming Were Alive Now - Donald Trump Would Be A Bond Villain.....

[global1]

It does seem like we are in the middle of a Bond novel right now.

Who will be our 007?

[tonyt53]

1. "Cheeto" just doesn't measure up to "Dr. No".

Instead of threatening with nuclear weapons, Cheeto would call people vile names and make fun of them to hurt their feelings.

[lapfog_1]

2. Already appeared in a parody of James Bond

[Coventina]

3. "Boldfinger"

[global1]

12. Pussy Somemore......nt

[highplainsdem]

4. Trump has said James Bond is one of his role models.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/donald-trump-2016-biographers-214350

But you're right, of course -- he's closer to a Bond villain. Though not nearly as intelligent.

Fleming would have considered Trump a buffoon, beneath contempt.

[KittyWampus]

5. Did you mean Mike Meyers?

[pinboy3niner]

6. He's a blond villain

But if you mock his hair you'll have hell toupee.

[Coventina]

7. His primary weapon is his deadly hairpiece, a la "Odd Job"!

[BobbyDrake]

8. No, Trump would be the lesser villain that appears and is defeated in the opening scene.

He doesn't have what it takes to be an actual antagonist. That requires attributes like patience, planning, and a modicum of self-discipline.

If we're offering up funny parody names, here are a few of mine:
Pussyraker
Ivana Gropalot
Egofinger

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Blohard?

[MindPilot]

10. In another franchise, Back to the Future...

The writers modeled Biff Tannen after DT. That scene where a 1955 Biff just walks up to Marty's teenage mom-to-be on the street, lifts her dress and take a look is, in light of recent revelations, so eerily prescient.

[bigbrother05]

11. Have thought that Pence looked like a Bond henchman sent to do the dirty work

Grinning down on the hero being held by others, only to be impaled on some doomsday machine part in the big finale.

The 007 version of "hoist on his own petard", Pence will forever be tied to Trump's failure.

[LAS14]

14. Good insight!

[LAS14]

13. Well.... I think Fleming was a little more restrained...

[Blue Owl]

15. Dr. Grope

n/t

[FSogol]

16. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to Tweet! Bwahhahhhhaaa"

[pinboy3niner]

17. :)

[wishstar]

18. Melania could certainly play the role of a scheming smiling duplicitous villain from a Bond movie