Giuliani: Trump choking an orphan onstage shows he has the strength & willpower to save the USA

[Bucky]

"Was it shocking? Sure! But who among us hasn't, at one time, strangled an orphan? Everyone does it!" the former New York mayor proclaimed in a CNN interview last night. "The question is, do we want the same old corrupt Washington insider politicians like Hillary leading America into decline... or do we want more of the outside-the-box thinking of an experience private sector genius like Donald Trump?"

"Washington has failed us!" Giuliani screamed while being escorted out of the CNN studio. "Hillary has spent her whole life on a government salary... actually protecting orphans! Make America grea--."

[Glamrock]

1. Hahahahahahahaha

That's great! Yours?

[Bucky]

3. yep

[Glamrock]

5. That's some good shit man.

Laughed my ass off.

[Ken Burch]

2. Please tell me you're quoting The Onion.

[question everything]

4. Same here. This is too bizarre to be real (nt)

[LisaL]

6. It's obviously satire.

[Cakes488]

12. You never know with this election...LOL

[ProudProgressiveNow]

7. LOL...

So close to the truth.... which makes good satire....

[guillaumeb]

8. Was the orphan Mexican or Muslim?

Nice post.

[grossproffit]

9. Genius. HAHAHAHAHA

[Enrique]

11. what's more important

the life of one orphan, or the future of America, and therefore the world, since without America the world will descend into anarchy.

That's called moral clarity.

[GWC58]

13. And I'll bet those wackadoodles will be

all red faced 😡 by this satire.