Looks like today's YOOOGE "major speech" was that he didn't do any of it and was set up by Hillary

[Miles Archer]

I saw snippets of the live stream. He's hoarse, he's desperate, he's trying to shift all of this onto Clinton and the "liberal media" conducting a smear campaign and fabricating lies about the fact that we have countless photos of him leering like a pig in beauty pageant dressing rooms and that little matter of the video with Billy Bush telling us he can do whatever he wants because he's Trump.

[CanonRay]

1. Nobody is going to believe his bullshit

Except those who already do.

[stone space]

2. Is that all it was?...I watchied it for a bit and then got bored and turned it off.

He seemed to be having difficult getting to the point.

Sounds like there was no punch line after all.

[Miles Archer]

5. That's the part I saw

There was no way I was going to watch the live stream of the whole mess. But I saw a segment where he was going "LOOK at the accusers. You have to take a GOOD LOOK at them, folks. LOOK at them. I HAVE NEVER..."

Then I had enough and clicked away.

[SeattleVet]

3. He's trying out the 'Bart Simpson defense'

[Thinkingabout]

4. There will be more, Trump attempted to rattle Hillary in the last debate and now he will be

rattled for the rest of the campaign. Why is the point brought out that all of the accusers are Hillary supporters, the group Trump brought to the campaign said they were Trump supporters. I am thinking most of the women now accusing Trump remembered his actions and would never be voting for Trump. He is a dog.

[Miles Archer]

7. After the second debate, another DUer astutely observed that...

...she didn't go for the shot that would have taken him down because she wants him standing for the third debate.

The clip of him leering at a 10 year old girl (in 1992) saying "I'll be dating her in 10 years" ought to be the final nail in the coffin. It won't, but he's going to be reckless and agitated between now and November 8th and I hope she does deliver the fatal blow to his "candidacy" in that third debate.

[spiderpig]

14. When my dog encounters a lowlife scumbag, she'll refer to it as

"a Trump"

[Sophiegirl]

6. The point was..

I'm a martyr and I'm gonna take this ship down with all of you....because I love you..

Smooch smooch. Hold still while I kiss you on the mouth!!

[forgotmylogin]

8. We're supposed to trust his taste in women and his dumbass rating system as a defense?

I hope this campaign is SUCH a huge waste of money for this unproductive drain of precious oxygen.

[tonyt53]

9. Reminds of a wonderful titled "Cry Me A River".

[NewJeffCT]

10. Yes, Clinton forced Trump

to assault women left and right for decades. She must have used her time machine and hypnotized him into doing it, or used her demonic powers on him.

[Kber]

12. Same time machine Obama used to go back and publish his birth announcement!

There's a pattern! Wake up people!!1!

[NewJeffCT]

13. don't forget

Obama also got us into Iraq...

[Kber]

15. Holy cow, you're right!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

16. Finally, he acknowedges that Obama is awesome!

Even such an amazing genius as Trump can't do that!

[Kber]

17. Oh he totally, could, if he wanted to.

He just doesn't want to right now, ok?

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

20. ROTFLMAO!

Of course. How silly of me. It would be tremendous. He would do it more bigly than anyone, especially Obama. His time machine would be the most expensive time machine, solid gold with diamonds. Women are gonna love it!

[Mme. Defarge]

11. "I am not a crook."

[tblue37]

18. I can't stop thinking of the "Chicago" song:

"I didn't do it, but if I did it, (s)he had it coming all along."

(This is Trump's attitude, I mean.)

[wishstar]

19. He described at length the accusation while Melania was pregnant during their first yr anniversary

Unreal that he talked in such detail about the People Magazine incident- how it was too outrageous to believe. Guess he thinks we don't know that the infamous tape was also recorded during the first year of his marriage to Melania while she was pregnant. He implied that the reporter (a beautiful woman) was not attractive enough for him to have assaulted.