I'm pretty sure if Trump becomes President that he'll leave us for a younger country when he

[TeamPooka]

realizes we're 240 years old.

[nolabear]

1. You're incorrigible.

[TeamPooka]

3. :) thats why we're friends. nt

[renegade000]

2. The Russian federation is only 24 years old...

I think you're on to something!

[TeamPooka]

4. that's right in the center of his target zone.

[Raster]

5. Yes, but are it's breasts big enough?

How about Vlad's skin? tRump is also a skin man.

[charlyvi]

7. But, but Ivanka is 34!

And he swore to her he would never do anyone younger than she is!

[TeamPooka]

14. Fool she was to believe him. nt

[bigdarryl]

6. He would be IMPEACHED because he's so reckless

[unblock]

8. That's a good one, lol!

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. Well he is already cheating on us

[TeamPooka]

11. call the divorce lawyers!

[MyOwnPeace]

10. Good one!!!!!

[BobbyDrake]

12. Good one! nt

[TeamPooka]

13. In real life he would have divorced us around 1812. nt