"Im On My Knees Several Times A Day"

[Doctor Jack]

I know its immature but when pence said that, part of me had to snicker. But Im not even sorry. Choose your words wisely governor or people might get a very different impression than what you are trying to project.

[bullwinkle428]

1. Trump said, *"That makes for a pretty picture!"

*actual quote from "The Apprentice"!

[Doctor Jack]

2. Hes servicing mankind

Ok, Im done, back to mature doctor jack....teehee blowjobs

[jcgoldie]

3. I told my wife who chuckled

We'd better leave that one alone since he's talking about his religion but... when he accused Kaine of whipping out that Mexican thing again, that one's fair game

[raging moderate]

4. "oh, Lord, please don't let him use the F-word again"

Fabulous! Oh, no, he just used it again!

I used to pray to God that my fellow "Methodist" George Bush would stop using the C word (Crusade).

[Johnny2X2X]

5. Whip out that Mexican thing

Funniest line.

[progressoid]

6. yeah...

[ffr]

7. K&R. You could here people gasping when he said that.

"Did he just say that?"

[Wolf Frankula]

8. That's How he Got Trump to Pick him

He was on his knees. How did he find it? It's so tiny?

Wolf

[VulgarPoet]

9. An electron microscope, red dye #40, and a pipette.

[imanamerican63]

10. Didn't Trump say this about Romney?

During Trump's response when Romney went after Trump!

[Orsino]

11. No, he isn't.

His version of Christianity permits adherents to lie about any damned thing they want, including how often they (claim to) pray.