Nobody Gives Donald Trump Credit For Not Wanting To F*ck 12-Year-Old Paris Hilton
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And now, we have a new thing Trump isn’t getting credit for. It’s not a new, unearthed thing — it’s just something a lot of people missed, including us! Feminist writer Jessica Valenti tweeted out this thing from a 2015 Daily Beast article about a 2003 Donald Trump interview with Howard Stern, and oh boy. Are you hiding your kids and your wives? You need to, because here’s Donald:
Donald Trump DID NOT fantasize about initiating sexual congress with that 12-year-old girl. He noticed her, to be sure. But he was like, “Whoa there, Skipper,” because that is his name for his penis, allegedly. “We’re gonna have to wait at least a couple years before making looky-sex at that little girl, because we have standards, Skipper, yes we do!”
And did we not just say Donald Trump watches ALL the sex tapes? He watched the Alicia Machado tape, we guess, and also he watched the Paris Hilton sex tape, even though that’s the daughter of his great buddies. Who among us hasn’t OH WAIT NONE OF US DO THAT, because we are not rapey creeps (ALLEGEDLY!) like Donald Trump.
Also too, know how Trump has talked in the past like he’d really like to bang his daughter Ivanka, if only it weren’t for HE’S HER DAD? And how he, like, groped her on stage at the Republican National Convention? Yeah, that. There is a thing in the very same interview about his dear daughter Ivanka’s tits ‘n’ ass, and it is gross:
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He's such a vile, grotesque creature.
