I'm definitely signing this petition!

[octoberlib]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-herp-derp-withdraw-united-states-america-create-its-own-new-government/q85V5F4K?utm_source=wh.gov&utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=shorturl



Peacefully grant the State of Herp-a-Derp to withdraw from the United States of America & create its own NEW government
As the founding fathers of the United States of America made clear in the Declaration of Independence in 1776:

"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one neighbor to secretly let his dog crap on the lawn of another, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."

Therefore, herp-a-derp-derp, but please keep sending my Social Security check. I earned that, yo.

[Jamaal510]

1. Is this about the Texas secession?

Everybody knows that state is likely to be purple within the next decade. Not everyone in TX is a wingnut.