Trump Debate Requirements

[Stonepounder]

http://headofstate.blogspot.com/2016/09/trump-debate-requirements.html

FROM THE DESK OF
DONALD J. TRUMP

Memorandum of Understanding
Requirements for Debates

1) Mr. Trump will be provided with all questions, in written form, no less than 1 (one) week in advance of the debate. No changes, additions, emandations, or revisions shall be made to these questions on the evening of the debate, or Mr. Trump will be entitled to a) waive the question; or b) leave the stage.

2) All moderators will treat Mr. Trump with complete respect, as due a best-selling author, entrepreneur & statesman. This will include a) Standing when addressing a question to Mr. Trump; b) Including one statement of praise in each question reflecting Mr. Trump's success; c) Bowing after each question;

3) No debate question shall include reference to a) bankruptcies; b) Federal or State cases of racial discrimination; c) Fraud; d) Doctor's letters; e) prior statements regarding race, sex, ethnicity, weight, attractiveness, intention to deport immigrants, intention to have or not have a deportation force, knowledge of the Constitution, knowledge of Federal or State governance requirements, ex-wives, Skittles, Ukraine, Russia, self-portraits of any size or provenance, bone spurs;
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6) Clinton will be barred from stating any specific knowledge of foreign or domestic matters, governmental experience, or the Constitution. Mr. Trump may blow a "knowledge whistle" preventing any & all such statements.

Sounds about right, don't you think?

[Gothmog]

1. K&R

[BSdetect]

2. 7. DT will have 15 minutes to plug his steaks, water, new hotel etc

[pinboy3niner]

3. You left out that bendy straws will be supplied at his podium

Just like for Sarah Palin.

[sheshe2]

4. Yep, sounds right.