Caption this photo of the incestuous Cheeto

[Rocknrule]

[PJMcK]

1. I'm the father! I'm the father!

Tip of the hat to the character Amos from the musical CHICAGO.

[SwankyXomb]

8. We should repeat that all over

Although at this point I don't think there's anything we could say that would turn the deplorables off.

[Rocknrule]

2. "Soon this will be plump with my seed"

[BootinUp]

3. Mine! Mine!

[pkdu]

4. Woman in back/middle..."Eeeeeewww!" nt

[CincyDem]

7. She's thinking "better her than me". n/t

[tazkcmo]

5. I have the best fetuses!

Really the best. Isn't she hot? Really hot. The fetus is hot too. So hot.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

6. "And you should see the size her boobs are getting! They're h-u-g-e!!!"

[anamandujano]

9. More and more Ivanka is looking like a Stepford wife. Not a caption, just a comment.