I just sent this email to my brother
Dear Sir:
We have received and understood your emails and letters. The lack of response from your two brothers indicates a differing of opinion along with a midwest set of values concerning tact.
The recent election which placed my President at the head of our government for another uplifting four years should and shall be seen by historians as one of the great milestones in the United States experiment. The procedures and processes that were put into place to achieve that success will change forever the political landscape.
This though is a time of compromise and coming-together, as it should be, and with that in mind, and keeping in mind that almost 67% of this family is and always has been Democratic, we now demand of you to put away the little Rush comments, and the little Fox toys so that you can step into the light of the grown-up world and begin to understand two sentence paragraphs which contain the phrases I will support Democratic principles and vote Democratic in the future.
While it would be crass and uncharitable to mention anything derogatory, I can not leave it without one passing comment:
nah, nah, nu boo, boo, we won, but not you, oooh.
With all brotherly love,
bob