2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumFYI - I'll be leaving DU forever.
I coughed yesterday, and apparently that's a sign that you're on death's door, so I guess it's only a matter of time. Nice knowing you...
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)I guess there is no way I can continue working.
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Fucking ragweed!
La Lioness Priyanka
(53,866 posts)because i've had a cough for years.
RockaFowler
(7,429 posts)I woke up coughing this morning. It can't be!!!
Oh and my sinuses are killing me. I need a new nose already!
niyad
(113,474 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]
pscot
(21,024 posts)I'm doomed!
misterhighwasted
(9,148 posts)#StillCoughing
Question?
Will I still be coughing after I kick the bucket? I think the Newz said it can happen!
okasha
(11,573 posts)with all the rain. Can you still do "pre-need planning" once the sneezing starts?
misterhighwasted
(9,148 posts)The Thanko USB Pollen Mask sells for ¥3,980 (~$38 USD). Dignity sold separately.
Spazito
(50,404 posts)elleng
(131,020 posts)Sounds like you may have spread it around!!!
(I've had similar 'problem' for a month or so, haven't until now commented on any of the 'chat' on the issue. It's a nuisance, but NOT life-threatening!)
LAS14
(13,783 posts)Excuse me. I guess I'm dying.
ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)All it does is mask the irritation without solving the underlying problem.
I'd suggest a nice Rose, Chablis, or a Merlot. Then you'd be having fun even though you still might cough.
Be grateful that you aren't in the military. Coughing at a doc's request takes on a whole new meaning.
BootinUp
(47,168 posts)misterhighwasted
(9,148 posts)Oh lord that is funny!
sarae
(3,284 posts)How long do you think you have longer than Hillary or...?
LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)and I've had enough of this shit. It's getting better but fall allergies are the worst!
Godhumor
(6,437 posts)*cymbal crash, sad trombone"
No Vested Interest
(5,167 posts)They help moisten the throat as needed.
And I'm senior in years to Sec. Clinton.
Coughs happen.
BlueMTexpat
(15,370 posts)I ALWAYS have lozenges on hand, especially when I have to speak a lot. Thank heavens for that!
Based on my coughing alone, I should have died at least 50 years ago.
sheshe2
(83,826 posts)dbackjon
(6,578 posts)Dr Hobbitstein
(6,568 posts)Coughs are no joke. My cousin coughed once, then he fell down dead.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)......Just to be sure she doesn't come back.
niyad
(113,474 posts)GulfCoast66
(11,949 posts)I tripped in the garage last week. Your post helped me put it all together.
I should let my wife know.
riversedge
(70,260 posts)so not do that again. I would sincerely miss you.
calimary
(81,367 posts)HassleCat
(6,409 posts)We demand to see the original birth certificate!
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)allows me -- and everyone else who has seen movies since they have movie medical degrees as well -- to diagnose a person as terminal if they cough. Every character in a film who starts coughing is doomed so I am certain this is very solid.
(I will note that the above is meant sarcastically just in case... Seriously it is ridiculous how movies ALWAYS telegraph that a character will be dying of some disease by having the actor start coughing)
I always notice that the Alex Jones conspiracy theories that Trump picks up like a conspiracy theory magpie junkie are almost always rooted in pop culture tropes that make stupid people (Jones devotees) feel like they are smarter than the "sheeple" and "on" to something. Coughing as a sign of terminal illness is such an overdone cliche in films. It makes perfect sense that Jones and now Trump latch onto a movie cliche to suggest that Hillary suffers from some secret catastrophic illness.
PatSeg
(47,547 posts)Drives me nuts. It is like people in the movies never get colds or allergies. A slight cough usually means they will be dead before the movie ends! And all the people around him/her who witness the cough have this knowing look as they realize their loved one is dying.
Oh well, Trump probably thinks he is in a movie or at least another reality TV show.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)SarasotaDem
(217 posts)That it made me cough
ErikJ
(6,335 posts)I was in Norway when I developed a bad cough. I had to g to a pharmacy an asked to get some cough syrup. THe pharmacist said they dont sell it. He told me to drink a lot of water. It worked.
dlwickham
(3,316 posts)ErikJ
(6,335 posts)But the pharmacist didnt mention that so prob didnt sell lozenges either. But they have a weird retail system in Norway. Strange hours and separate stores for most stuff.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)JustAnotherGen
(31,834 posts)still_one
(92,289 posts)excuse we have for the media in this country
SunSeeker
(51,582 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)LisaM
(27,816 posts)I finally concluded I'm allergic to bus riders.
Yallow
(1,926 posts)StrictlyRockers
(3,855 posts)Run for your lives! We're all doomed! She coughed!!!!!!
TexasProgresive
(12,157 posts)He said I have a hernia. Guess I'm a gonner.
Cryptoad
(8,254 posts)Ccarmona
(1,180 posts)Is both @CNN & @NBCPolitics tweeted coughing fit tweets Monday. So much for the "liberal media" which has always been a hoax perpetrated by the Right and has stuck like honey.
Maru Kitteh
(28,342 posts)And I am likely to lapse into coma at any moment.
brooklynite, it has been a pleasure.
If by some great chance you should survive, I hope you will continue to carry on, and perhaps, if you wouldn't mind too much, take a bit of time to tell the others how very much I cared.
BumRushDaShow
(129,228 posts)mcar
(42,350 posts)Botulism, perhaps?
Phlem
(6,323 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)Thank you so much.
synergie
(1,901 posts)Historic NY
(37,452 posts)its curtains I tell you.
nolabear
(41,988 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Roland99
(53,342 posts)I think I have Ebola.
I watched a movie the other day that had a monkey in it. I know it's Ebola!
randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]
progressoid
(49,992 posts)Response to brooklynite (Original post)
kestrel91316 This message was self-deleted by its author.
TexasTowelie
(112,313 posts)but I also have over 100,000 bong hits under the hood.
underpants
(182,848 posts)Go see Miracle Max
KrazyinKS
(291 posts)I heard no congestion and she was not gasping for air. I have heard a lot of that , not an expert- but I have heard some bad coughs in my day. That was not one of them.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,746 posts)Even though I know there is obviously no connection between the two events (because how could any explanation be so simple), I guess that I am posting this from the grave.
ananda
(28,868 posts)I haven't coughed yet this week, but I blew my nose a few times.
I think I need to see a specialist .. a BSPHD.
Loki
(3,825 posts)I'm surely ready for last rites.
dlwickham
(3,316 posts)I guess I should schedule that MRI to confirm my brain cancer
bigwillq
(72,790 posts):cough:
Please note:
I am responding to a joke post with a joke.
I always say "Bye, Felicia" whenever anyone says they are leaving DU, whether it's a joke goodbye thread or not.
JHB
(37,161 posts)...and you'll be fine.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)#1 Buy a bucket to kick
Laser102
(816 posts)skylucy
(3,739 posts)Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here....
It is so obvious that Hillary's cough is coming from her throat (NOT HER LUNGS) and is just an allergic reaction to pollen or dry airplane air or perhaps just a simple acid reflux irritation... It is also so obvious that Trumps words are coming directly from his ass (i.e. pulled from there)
genxlib
(5,528 posts)And take it as proof of a miracle when you are still around next week
Rex
(65,616 posts)then her charity donations...round and round they go!
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)Seriously, they criticised her for charity donations? That's just plain... I don't know where to start.
stonecutter357
(12,697 posts)Beartracks
(12,819 posts)... this morning. It's a little thing they do with audio clips from the campaign trail. It pretty much went something like this:
Start Segment===============
TRUMP: "Wall jobs great again..." *
HILLARY: "I'm allergic (cough)(cough) to Trump."
TRUMP: "I'm going to bring you people jobs!!!11!"
HILLARY: "He's not (cough) going to bring you jobs (cough)(cough)..."
TRUMP: "The best words border great wall great..." *
HILLARY" "I think America (cough)(cough)(cough)..."
TRUMP: "She's really not that energetic, like I used to say about Jeb Bush. I'm not sure she could've gone to Mexico, like *I* did."
HILLARY: " cough)(cough)(cough)..."
End Segment===============
* I don't recall the sound bite. It just kinds sounded like Blah blah blah. LOL
In case you were wondering, the station is a FOX affiliate.
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Feeling the Bern
(3,839 posts)reACTIONary
(5,770 posts)Cary
(11,746 posts)Bettie
(16,117 posts)I'm pretty sure it is bubonic plague.
Or a head cold. Or allergies.
But, I'll probably be dead pretty soon.
Kablooie
(18,637 posts)Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Hey, I know someone who coughed just to get the media to quit ignoring her completely.
Akamai
(1,779 posts)akbacchus_BC
(5,704 posts)Rincewind
(1,203 posts)as long as you have never sat on a pillow.
BlueMTexpat
(15,370 posts)EVERY day, generally to clear out his sinuses and right now, because it's ragweed season. He's 85 - still going strong - plays tennis 4x weekly and looks at least 10 years younger than he actually is.
I think both Hillary and you will be fine! If anyone can bounce up and down stairs the way she does - coughing fit or not - they're in great shape. She has been campaigning literally non-stop since the day she declared her candidacy.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,186 posts)it is a well-known fact that if you cough, fart, burp, sneeze, and hiccup all at the same time, you will explode. Just like the heroine in Love Story did (they edited out everything but the cough).
Orrex
(63,217 posts)That's important.
heaven05
(18,124 posts)I'm dying? Everyday? Minute? Second? Damn and I thought I would live forever. Another lie to contend with.........
George II
(67,782 posts)freebrew
(1,917 posts)they killed Panama Red...
must be allergies>
Akicita
(1,196 posts)Divine Discontent
(21,056 posts)But yeah, I've read on the interwebs that you're unfit for the presidency because you are getting coughing fits... Awful. Just awful. So unpresidential looking!