Can Rump actually remove those bobby pins without his hair coming apart?

[MoonRiver]

My guess is there's very little real hair left, and the bobby pins are simply fixing the fake with the little bit of real. Might be the only thing that keeps him a wind drift away from bald!

[kimbutgar]

1. I'd love to see someone expose his fake hair on video!

[jberryhill]

2. Pull the pin and his head explodes

[cannabis_flower]

3. I heard

It's a $60,000 weave

[jmowreader]

6. Someone saw him coming, didn't they?

He'd look better in a $49.95 woman's pixie cut wig.

[greymattermom]

4. The fake hair won't change color

His natural hair color is white, so you can tell what's fake by what isn't white when the hair at his temples is white.

[MoonRiver]

5. My husband said something like this.

But I've never been able to see the difference. I do see pink hair in the overhead lights, though.

[sarcasmo]

7. Karma. Please allow the toupee to fall off during the debate.

[duncang]

8. It's not to keep his hair in place

It's to keep his very small "good" brain from rattling out.

[Orsino]

9. He's seen what his hair looks like blowing in the wind...

...and ordered that that never happen again.