Recipe for a Taco de Trump

[MineralMan]

1. Take one cold corn tortilla and fold it in half.
2. Serve.

That's it. There's nothing in a Trump taco, just like there's nothing inside Trump. Both are just an empty shell.

[AllyCat]

1. You could make a little air pocket in it that gets hot

But then we are venturing into empanadas I suppose.

[greatlaurel]

2. Good one!

[AgadorSparticus]

3. No. He doesn't even get a corn tortilla. He gets nothing.

[C_U_L8R]

4. The proverbial empty taco

Yup, that's Donald alright... all corn and no substance

[MoonRiver]

5. All carbs, no protein. Figures.

[Zambero]

6. Real authentic Trump Tacos...

Are the stale ones you get in a box. After huuuuuuge promises of fantastic gastronomical delight, they are served up empty and sold.

[Coyotl]

7. Buy fake taco shell at the store, one deep-fried in cheap grease, discard packaging.

A real taco is a tortilla headed until it is crisp. The best ones are cooked on a piece of sheet metal over a fire in a palapa. I cook my breakfast tacos in a #10 cast iron pan, not quite autentico.

[kydo]

8. Doesn't Taco de Trump sound a bit French?

Shouldn't it be Taco el Trump or maybe just a caca taco?

[MineralMan]

9. No. "de" works in Spanish to for "of"

It's pronounced like "day" though.

[kydo]

14. I know that but it just looks so French

Besides don't us Americans just add el before everything hispanic. And also by speaking english slowly doesn't it automatically become spanish?

BTW I am half Mexican.

[MineralMan]

15. I can't say. My Spanish isn't fluent, but I

can get along just fine in most conversations.

[Coyotl]

11. Yes, if you don't speak Spanish it might.

https://translate.google.com/#en/es/of

There's an actual Taco de Trump recipe (Trump Taco in English).

1.) Buy a cheap deep-fried taco shell, the fake ones in an American store.
2.) Add a tiny pinch of fried brain.
3.) Add a lot of bull tongue.

Now, that's you basic politician taco. But this is a special recipe:

4.) Add a whole pig’s snout.

http://fusion.net/story/291361/mexican-man-creates-donald-trump-taco-and-the-ingredients-are-perfect/

[calimary]

17. Listen closely - even if you don't speak Spanish - for the "Carne Idiota"!

And yes, that's exactly what you think it means: Idiot Meat!



Seriously, though, I think we have a terrific new nickname for The Donald! Idiot Meat!

[Coyotl]

20. I was thinking "The Empty Taco" all shell and no sustinence, but that's funny too.

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[jmowreader]

22. Unfortunately, Senor Erives, I cannot dine on your wonderful creation

His taqueria is in Ciudad Juarez; I'm afraid I would be caught dead - literally - if I went there.

[Coyotl]

23. I love Ciudad Juarez, great place to go dining.

I have family on the US side, and I've been assaulted in their neighborhood by an idiot redneck whose dog barked at me for walking down the sidewalk half-a-block away, so someone obviously tired of the yapper's incessant barking threw something at it and it yelped. So asshole comes out of his house and discovers I'm the only person walking down the sidewalk, now a block away, and he hurls a giant rock at me and an colorful insult. Fortunately, I dodged the rock. Nothing like that has ever happened to me in Ciudad Juarez, but I've had people go out of their way to be helpful to me there. The cops said if I press charges I have to spend the night in jail for cruelty to animals. I told them I wasn't cruel to the guy.

[jmowreader]

10. I thought the real Trump taco comes from Jack in the Box

It is hard to overstate how fucked these are, but your JitB taco looks like someone took a Taco Bell hard shell cheap taco, steamed it til the shell went soft, then ran over it with the back wheels of an army truck.

[longship]

12. Or a Sherman tank!

That would work, too.

[Grassy Knoll]

18. Fucked Indeed....

[jmowreader]

21. What's really sad about Jack in the Box's taco...

Carl's Jr. sells a perfectly respectable gringo taco. Why the hell Jack in the Box cannot make a gringo taco that's at least as edible as Carl's Jr.'s is one of the leading mysteries of the modern age.

[calimary]

13. Well, I guess it's the right color, at least.

Corn tortilla-colored hair (and skin, too).

[IrishEyes]

16. Nice

I think I would dye the taco shells orange and fill them with bullshit.

[Hekate]

19. I'd suggest a white flour tortilla made with lard, served cold.

Wrong color, to be sure, but right species.

Of course you already know about the Trump Sandwich....