Scott Walker must be desperate.

[Raven]

I just received a fundraising letter from him. Me...lifelong Democrat living in New Hampshire. It began with "Dear Fellow Conservative."

He basically says that if I don't send him $$$ the whole country is going to hell in a handbasket.

[Tippy]

1. I think he is in trouble too

But we need to remember two things...stolen elections and the Koch brs...

[onehandle]

2. Postage paid return envelope?

Fill it with scrap paper, send it back, cost them a little money.

[Raven]

4. Well, this is weird...the return

envelope has "No postage necessary if mailed in the US" on the stamp side and then the following on the return address side"Your first class stamp saves valuable campaign funds. Thank You!"

Does that make sense?

[fugop]

6. I think so ...

I'm guessing that they'll pay postage if you send without, but they're asking you to save them the money by putting a stamp on it instead.

So ship it stampless. Let them pay for it!

[Shadowflash]

10. Yup.

AFTER you fill it with large, heavy washers.

[TlalocW]

16. Mail them a brick

Or a cinder block.

TlalocW

[Jester Messiah]

8. Fill it with as much as it will hold.

In fact, I think you can affix the envelope to the top of a box. Then fill the box with bricks. They end up paying a good bit more than first-class-letter. Every little bit hurts!

[jeff47]

12. Doesn't actually work

Taping the envelope to something large or stuffing it with heavy stuff just gets it thrown out by the Post Office - the weight is high.

Putting in a few sheets of blank paper or other junk mail will get it delivered.

[Ikonoklast]

20. I shred the mailing and send it back in the envelope provided.

The weight doesn't exceed the postage paid.

[MarianJack]

3. There is just one thing that I look forward to saying to walker.

AMF!

"A" stands for adios. "MF" doesn't stand for my friend.

Oddly enough, I want to say the same thing up here in Maine to paul lepage.

PEACE!

[freshwest]

7. Not enough money in WI to support him, so he has to beg out of state? Koch Brothers fired him?

Does anyone think this sounds inappropriate for the party of states' rights?

[mercuryblues]

9. Send him a hand basket.

[NICO9000]

11. Unbelievable

I don't know what map they're using, but my US map shows WI pretty fucking far away from NH. I suspect this is going out nationwide. Walker really is a creepy little coward, isn't he?

[Raven]

13. Yup, and it would seem to be a real waste

of $$$ to not vet your voters list.

[indykatie1955]

14. I Get Fund Raising Letters from Republicans from Time to Time and Got and NRA Letter Once

I thought they sure have a lousy system identifying potential donors. The worst was the robo call I got from Dick Morris asking me to fight against Obamacare. There was an option to hold on and speak to an operator to make a contribution so I did so I could have the pleasure of telling the person that Dick Morris was an idiot. They hung on up me immediately.

[n2doc]

15. put a small plastic bag full of dirt in the return envelope

The D-bag will get the message....

[groundloop]

17. White powder

NO, I didn't say that!!

[n2doc]

18. No, definitely not that

Aside from getting tossed in jail, a lot of innocent folks in the building would be disrupted and scared. Plain old dirt.

[tsuki]

19. As long as it goes to hell in a handbasket without Scott Walker, I am

okay with it.