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MADem

(135,425 posts)
Mon Aug 29, 2016, 08:40 PM Aug 2016

Dr. Bornstein's (Trump doctor of "letters") YELP reviews....

People are having a little fun....!





5.0 star rating 8/29/2016
I was referred to this fine Doctor by President Millard Fillmore, so I have ultimate faith in his ability to claim Donald Trump the healthiest presidential candidate ever.

It's also of little surprise that a gastroenterologist would provide the medical letter, such as it is, for such a profound a-hole as Mr. Trump.


Steve S.
Steve S.
Ronkonkoma, NY

1.0 star rating 8/29/2016
I was sitting in the bathtub, tripping on some rather fine blotter acid, listening to "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane. I had asked Duke (sorry, I mean Dr. Bornstein) to throw the radio into the tub right when the song peaks, but what does the crazy bastard do? HE THROWS IN A DAMNED PAIR OF GRAPEFRUIT!

He was also no help whatsoever when the bats finally came (as they always certainly do).


Margaret S.
Margaret S.
Martinez, CA

1.0 star rating 8/29/2016
I was referred to this doctor by Aaron Burr upon hearing the outcome of his duel with Hamilton from Maine's Gov. LePage, who asserts that he was Trump before there was Trump. I was just so confused! I, too, wanted only positive results and reassurance from Trump's taxman. I mean if his GE can be his general physician, why can't he write just as Trumpily about his taxes? Alas, the doctor wouldn't help.

Karen B.
Karen B.
Mount Joy, PA

1.0 star rating 8/29/2016
Dr. Bornstein is the biggest, the best, the greatest hack- that I can tell ya. Get that guy outta here, get him out. Build the wall. Send the bill to the Mexicans.

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Jerry L.
Jerry L.
New York, NY

1.0 star rating 8/27/2016
Just posting a 1 start review to counter the Bob S. review of 5 stars for someone he has no knowledge about. Yeah, I know I've never seen him either. But why would anyone, after reading the Trump health "report" he allowed his name on, allow him within 100 feet of their insides? And he uses the insecure and unsupported Windows XP in a hospital (against HIPAA regulations) ? Run.


Kathleen P.
Kathleen P.
Fargo, ND

1.0 star rating 8/29/2016
Anyone who is under the assumption that Donald Trump is of sound mind and body is cray cray. This doctor ruined his reputation with that dumb letter......



https://www.yelp.com/biz/harold-bornstein-md-new-york


Get in before the boom is lowered!

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Dr. Bornstein's (Trump doctor of "letters") YELP reviews.... (Original Post) MADem Aug 2016 OP
That picture forgotmylogin Aug 2016 #1
Guy looks like a train wreck! nt MADem Aug 2016 #2
Anyone who has read HS Thompson "Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas" gets this reference. Old and In the Way Aug 2016 #3
Omg, that's hilarious! BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2016 #8
Ahhh! I haven't read that. I tried, I just couldn't get through it. MADem Aug 2016 #13
Dear Goddess... sheshe2 Aug 2016 #4
I read he's been dead for ten years. Sorry, no link...n/t monmouth4 Aug 2016 #5
Sorry, I don't understand, what makes you think he is still alive ? JoeOtterbein Aug 2016 #9
His father, also on the "letterhead" is deceased AllyCat Aug 2016 #11
"...and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port,... n/t jtuck004 Aug 2016 #6
Bornstein: "I get rushed, and I get anxious when I get rushed, LeftRant Aug 2016 #7
4 or 5 liness of what? Old and In the Way Aug 2016 #10
ZING!!!! MADem Aug 2016 #12

Old and In the Way

(37,540 posts)
3. Anyone who has read HS Thompson "Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas" gets this reference.
Mon Aug 29, 2016, 09:11 PM
Aug 2016

Trump's Dr. looks exactly like Raoul Duke who was HST's lawyer and Dr. Of Psychiatric Wellness.

MADem

(135,425 posts)
13. Ahhh! I haven't read that. I tried, I just couldn't get through it.
Mon Aug 29, 2016, 11:41 PM
Aug 2016

I was working eighteen hour days and it just didn't resonate.


I wanted sleep more than literature.

sheshe2

(83,925 posts)
4. Dear Goddess...
Mon Aug 29, 2016, 09:45 PM
Aug 2016

Is he the member of the TeeVee show Survivor? Looks like he got Lost for far to long.

 

jtuck004

(15,882 posts)
6. "...and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port,... n/t
Mon Aug 29, 2016, 10:02 PM
Aug 2016

LeftRant

(524 posts)
7. Bornstein: "I get rushed, and I get anxious when I get rushed,
Mon Aug 29, 2016, 10:25 PM
Aug 2016

... so I tried to get four or five lines down as fast as possible."

He is to doctors what Trump is to presidents.

I'd like to know who was waiting in the limo outside. Was it Trump or just some intern?

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