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2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumMy PG-rated, sanitized, post-election Romney limerick (feel free to add your own)
There once was a govnor named Mitt
Whose hairstyle was one massive hit
Though his coif was appealing
His speech was revealing
That in truth the man didnt know
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My PG-rated, sanitized, post-election Romney limerick (feel free to add your own) (Original Post)
DFW
Nov 2012
OP
geckosfeet
(9,644 posts)1. My unsantized crude and rude poorly constructed (idiotic) poem to R$
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
Apologies to poets everywhere for using the word poem for this brain dropping
DFW
(54,436 posts)2. It does have a certain symmetry to it
Could use a little more diversity in the rhymes, though.....
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)6. Sorry, but when it comes to poetry about Repukes, there is no diversity!!
NRaleighLiberal
(60,018 posts)3. Hey - I got one!
The loser was this guy R-Money
Who never said anything funny
he lied all the time
could win only by crime
O's victory is sweeter than honey!
struggle4progress
(118,331 posts)4. haiku
republicans can't
believe they have lost again
but I'm drinking wine
DFW
(54,436 posts)5. Sake, I presume n/t