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DFW

(54,436 posts)
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:03 PM Nov 2012

My PG-rated, sanitized, post-election Romney limerick (feel free to add your own)

There once was a gov’nor named Mitt
Whose hairstyle was one massive hit
Though his coif was appealing
His speech was revealing
That in truth the man didn’t know…beans

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My PG-rated, sanitized, post-election Romney limerick (feel free to add your own) (Original Post) DFW Nov 2012 OP
My unsantized crude and rude poorly constructed (idiotic) poem to R$ geckosfeet Nov 2012 #1
It does have a certain symmetry to it DFW Nov 2012 #2
Sorry, but when it comes to poetry about Repukes, there is no diversity!! madinmaryland Nov 2012 #6
Hey - I got one! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2012 #3
haiku struggle4progress Nov 2012 #4
Sake, I presume n/t DFW Nov 2012 #5

geckosfeet

(9,644 posts)
1. My unsantized crude and rude poorly constructed (idiotic) poem to R$
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:06 PM
Nov 2012

fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath

Apologies to poets everywhere for using the word poem for this brain dropping

DFW

(54,436 posts)
2. It does have a certain symmetry to it
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:08 PM
Nov 2012

Could use a little more diversity in the rhymes, though.....

NRaleighLiberal

(60,018 posts)
3. Hey - I got one!
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:11 PM
Nov 2012

The loser was this guy R-Money
Who never said anything funny
he lied all the time
could win only by crime
O's victory is sweeter than honey!

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