I received a mailing from Trump today asking for money

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

What should I do with it?

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	Throw it away
	4 (27%)
	Send it back with something foul in it.
	5 (33%)
	Send it back with a letter full of verbal abuse saying how much I hate Trump
	1 (7%)
	Send it back with a fake check
	0 (0%)
	Other
	5 (33%)
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[MichiganVote]

1. Send it back asking him for some. He's the one says he's loaded.

[fleabiscuit]

2. Send it back saying you are refusing to donate until you see his tax returns. nt

[SaschaHM]

3. I would say send it back, but that would require a pool of hellfire.

[Siwsan]

4. If the mailing includes a pre paid postage return envelope, here's my suggestion

It's what I do with all unsolicited credit card application mailings. First take a sharpie and cross out all areas where you would write your information. An option is to use that sharpie to write a pointed message to the sender. Then fold up everything, including the outside envelope and solicitation letter, and stuff it all into the postage return envelope. Seal with tape because it will be bulky, and drop into the mail. Then the sender has to pay the postage overage.

[Duckhunter935]

9. Yep, that is also my suggestion

[ribrepin]

16. You could also tape pennies to an index card and send it back in the prepaid envelope

I did that once to AARP when they were shrilling for Bush.

[GeorgeGist]

5. Send it back with this ...

[duncang]

6. This

Sending it back with a expired coupon would be great.

[pstokely]

20. I did that when I got mailings from repukes, but I haven't gotten any in years

nt

[PJMcK]

8. The coupon should be from Taco Bell (n/t)

[GoDawgs]

15. Extra Crispy! Trump's next gig is Tanned Colonel after G Hamilton retires

It's the crispest chicken you can get! Everyone says that! When i cook chicken it's the best. People say my breasts are the juiciest crispest breasts ever. Everyone says so. Fantastic breasts, very bigly.
-pause to snort a giant line of meth with gold straw-
Ok where did i leave off... Right! so don't eat Popeyes or Bojangles, that's for losers. They lose sooo much! Like crooked Hillary, where's her birth certificate? People are saying she's born in Africa. It takes a village, right? Extra Crispy never loses. And the nuggets. Everyone says my crispy nuggets are the best ever! The Tea-baggers love'em, love to put my nuggets in their mouth.....

[whistler162]

7. If postage paid a whole lot of this

http://www.zieak.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/monopoly-money-five-hundred-dollar.pdf

[Person 2713]

10. Burn it then shower

Six degrees man !

[Brother Buzz]

11. Paste the prepaid return postage envelope to a brick and....

use your imagination.

[GoCubsGo]

12. Send it back filled with Monopoly money.

Or, better yet, some of these things: https://www.amazon.com/Tract-Million-Dollar-Bill-20-Pack/dp/1878859471

Maybe you can find a religious fanatic who likes to pass them out, and get a stack from him/her.

[Grassy Knoll]

13. Send It Back With Shart Skivvies

[Buckeye_Democrat]

14. Send it back with the message, "Sorry, I only give money to people...

... who aren't LOSERS." (One of Trump's favorite infantile insults.)

[2naSalit]

17. Most of the suggestion above

seem appropriate for that huckster, especially if there's a prepaid envelop included.

[edbermac]

18. Enclose a ruble note.

And write on it "Love and kisses from Pootie-Poot"

[Rincewind]

19. Back when Hillary was running

for the Senate, I got a fundraising letter from her opponent. ( I live in Illinois). So, I got online, went to the Hillary for Senate website, and printed out a few pages of her positions, accomplishments, ect. Put them in the prepaid envelope, and sent them off.