You all do realize that one day Donald Trump is going to look a reporter in the eye and say...

[MohRokTah]

"I never ran for president."

[Wounded Bear]

1. "I was just being sarcastic....

for a couple of years."

[MohRokTah]

3. "Come on, I was never serious."

"If I had seriously been running for president I would have been unopposed!"

[In_The_Wind]

2. He seems to forget a lot.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Only the bad stuff...

[MichiganVote]

4. But if I had, I would have been the best, no one would be better. Many people say that. Believe me.

And all the little bats in his belfry would dance, dance, dance.

[MyOwnPeace]

12. Good one!

[mcar]

6. You know he will!

And the fact checkers will actually fact-check it.

[barbtries]

7. like 09 November 2016

"I never wanted to be president, I just wanted to start a conversation."

i really hope that by then most people will know that he is lying.

[white_wolf]

19. I still think his concession speech will be

"Pay up, Bill."

[barbtries]

20. yikes

that would not be cool.
it's like these little scenarios are jokes now but then the joke happens and it's deadly serious. i wish i could lose the anxiety of this election. we must get out the vote. this is paramount.

[SCantiGOP]

8. He would have won

But crooked Hillary stole 44 states.

[63splitwindow]

10. My favorite from another thread here...

[Buckeye_Democrat]

13. LOL! Yes, that's excellent! n/t

[ErikJ]

9. I was just proving theres a sucker born every minute.

[retrowire]

11. slow clap * nt

[ailsagirl]

14. LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

I almost spilled water all over my keyboard!!

Good one, MohRokTah!!!

[GoneOffShore]

15. Stealing this.

[CanonRay]

16. You got me!

[Fast Walker 52]

17. or "I wasn't really trying"

[StrictlyRockers]

18. But if I had run, you know, a serious campaign, I would have won bigly.

It's just that the media was corrupt and biased.

It had nothing to do with my loathsome character or my lack of ideas.

[lindysalsagal]

22. "I've never lost an election." n/t.