Borowitz: Trump Blasts Media for Reporting Things He Says

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump, tore into the media on Thursday for what he called its “extremely unfair practice” of reporting the things he says.

“I’ll say something at a rally and I look out and see all these TV cameras taking every word down,” Trump told Fox News’s Sean Hannity. “No one in politics has ever been subjected to this kind of treatment.”

“It’s unbelievable and, frankly, very unethical,” he added.

At a rally in Florida, the candidate lashed out at a TV cameraman whom he caught in the act of recording his words for broadcasting purposes.

“Look at him over there, picking up everything I’m saying, folks,” Trump shouted. “Get him out of here.”

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[tonyt53]

1. Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea for all reporters, cameras, etc. to stay away from Trump

His free media time would end.

[timlot]

2. “Look at him over there, picking up everything I’m saying,folks,” Trump shouted.“Get him out of here

That is hilarious. Did he really say that? Trump is crazy.

[liberal N proud]

5. Borowitz

It's Satire

[Aviation Pro]

3. Everyone knows that Borowitz....

...is a comedian and this is satire? Right?

Although at first glance there is a high probability that walking, small fuckstick would say something this inane.

[FSogol]

4. Satire is reality now. How can you tell the difference?