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Botany

(70,517 posts)
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 01:44 PM Aug 2016

Daliy Kos: This is an actual Trump Sentence

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer,
Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes,
OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart
—you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if,
like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the
smartest people anywhere in the world—it's true!—but when you're a
conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that's
why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went
there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my
like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged—but
you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would
have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear
is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the
power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of
what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?),
but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it
used to be three, now it's four—but when it was three and even now, I
would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because,
you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter
right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about
another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians
are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/8/9/1558359/-This-is-an-actual-Trump-sentence?detail=email&link_id=1&can_id=9d9ab9550f6f19d630ddc2d594a7bd47&source=email-this-is-an-actual-trump-sentence&email_referrer=this-is-an-actual-trump-sentence&email_subject=this-is-an-actual-trump-sentence


You can find the video @ the link and BTW the person who negotiated the nuclear deal with Iran
is Sec. of Energy Ernie Moniz* who has a B.S. in physics from Boston U., a PhD in physics from
Stanford, professor of Physics @ MIT, Chair Dept. of Physics MIT, and 30 years of experience
in working in nuclear non proliferation. If he isn't the best in the world @ understanding the
issues about nuclear non proliferation then the list of those who are just as good or better is
pretty damn short.

* http://energy.gov/contributors/dr-ernest-moniz

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Daliy Kos: This is an actual Trump Sentence (Original Post) Botany Aug 2016 OP
Bullwer-Lytton Prize winner. MineralMan Aug 2016 #1
Oh great! Like I needed another time-suck in my day. Maru Kitteh Aug 2016 #9
Sorry... MineralMan Aug 2016 #20
I like this turn of phrase - 3catwoman3 Aug 2016 #30
Who had to figure out where the punctuation went? Kaleva Aug 2016 #2
The written punctuation is a mistake . Its pure verbal diarrhea , should not be punctuated. nt pkdu Aug 2016 #5
Like this? Kaleva Aug 2016 #18
Yes. perfect. Thankyou. nt pkdu Aug 2016 #31
She's in a padded room now, throwing Funyuns at Tinkerbell, mumbling Maru Kitteh Aug 2016 #7
You know "Trump Transcript Writer" is a punishment job Godhumor Aug 2016 #13
In my profession we call that Happyhippychick Aug 2016 #3
I feel dumber having read that. tonyt53 Aug 2016 #4
"I feel dumber having read that." Botany Aug 2016 #17
Who said that: Trump or Kanye? Chimichurri Aug 2016 #6
He's like a connect the dots puzzle forgotmylogin Aug 2016 #8
reads the word salad, looks longingly across the street to the bar. niyad Aug 2016 #10
no. i need a cold one, too. mopinko Aug 2016 #14
unfortunately, I cannot drink the amounts that are indicated. will the world look niyad Aug 2016 #25
K & R! Maru Kitteh Aug 2016 #11
was it robin williams who did a routine on drinking where, he says, one has had so much niyad Aug 2016 #12
he has the best words! napkinz Aug 2016 #15
bipolar in a manic phase? rbrnmw Aug 2016 #16
I'm going with legal coke, i.e., a metric ton or so of ritalin Maru Kitteh Aug 2016 #23
I looked at that mess DemonGoddess Aug 2016 #19
Trump sounds like he's illiterate axiom3 Aug 2016 #21
I'm convinced he's a functional illiterate. Avalux Aug 2016 #26
Well, we Americans DO like our pie... thecrow Aug 2016 #28
LOL!! Bill USA Aug 2016 #22
that is not made up--that is an actual quote from some recent stream of gobbledygook. niyad Aug 2016 #24
He really needs SCantiGOP Aug 2016 #27
What does this even MEAN???? OhioBlue Aug 2016 #29
Sarah Palin has been coaching him again.. GreenPartyVoter Aug 2016 #32

Maru Kitteh

(28,341 posts)
9. Oh great! Like I needed another time-suck in my day.
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 02:09 PM
Aug 2016


Oh well. Who the hell needs productivity anyway.

Kaleva

(36,312 posts)
18. Like this?
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 05:51 PM
Aug 2016

Look having nuclear my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer
Dr. John Trump at MIT good genes very good genes
OK very smart the Wharton School of Finance very good very smart
you know if you're a conservative Republican if I were a liberal if
like OK if I ran as a liberal Democrat they would say I'm one of the
smartest people anywhere in the world it's true but when you're a
conservative Republican they try oh do they do a number that's
why I always start off went to Wharton was a good student went
there went there did this built a fortune you know I have to give my
like credentials all the time because we're a little disadvantaged but
you look at the nuclear deal the thing that really bothers me it would
have been so easy and it's not as important as these lives are nuclear
is powerful my uncle explained that to me many many years ago the
power and that was 35 years ago he would explain the power of
what's going to happen and he was right who would have thought
but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners now it
used to be three now it's four but when it was three and even now I
would have said it's all in the messenger fellas and it is fellas because
you know they don't they haven't figured that the women are smarter
right now than the men so, you know it's gonna take them about
another 150 years but the Persians are great negotiators the Iranians
are great negotiators so, and they they just killed they just killed us.

Maru Kitteh

(28,341 posts)
7. She's in a padded room now, throwing Funyuns at Tinkerbell, mumbling
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 02:04 PM
Aug 2016

about hairy squash.

Poor dear.

Godhumor

(6,437 posts)
13. You know "Trump Transcript Writer" is a punishment job
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 02:31 PM
Aug 2016

Managing Editor: Here is your next assignment.

Writer: ...

Writer: You're still mad about the jello shooter/cold noodle incident, aren't you?

Botany

(70,517 posts)
17. "I feel dumber having read that."
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 04:04 PM
Aug 2016

I listened to the video @ the link because my brain was trying to crawl out
of my skull when I tried to read it. The man is nutttier then a squirrel turd.

tonyt53

niyad

(113,348 posts)
10. reads the word salad, looks longingly across the street to the bar.
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 02:27 PM
Aug 2016

is it too early to start drinking today?

mopinko

(70,132 posts)
14. no. i need a cold one, too.
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 02:46 PM
Aug 2016

not sure that my liver will be able to stand all the day drinking that this election calls for.

niyad

(113,348 posts)
25. unfortunately, I cannot drink the amounts that are indicated. will the world look
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 09:41 PM
Aug 2016

better through the bottom of a bottle? or. . . shudder. . will there be two of him?

niyad

(113,348 posts)
12. was it robin williams who did a routine on drinking where, he says, one has had so much
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 02:30 PM
Aug 2016

to drink that one became fluent in drunk as a second language?

Maru Kitteh

(28,341 posts)
23. I'm going with legal coke, i.e., a metric ton or so of ritalin
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 08:33 PM
Aug 2016

He's all high and mighty about ETOH and street drugs, but I'll bet he's on a shit-ton of pharmaceuticals. Dr. Feelgood will provide.

My mother-in-law is that exact same type. Makes sure she announces very loudly at dinner and gatherings that she doesn't drink, thank you! but keeps a small pharmacy of SSRI's, anxiolytics and pain killers in her purse.





DemonGoddess

(4,640 posts)
19. I looked at that mess
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 06:19 PM
Aug 2016

tried looking at it sideways for a bit, and I STILL can't make heads or tails of it!

 

axiom3

(54 posts)
21. Trump sounds like he's illiterate
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 08:17 PM
Aug 2016

Seriously, what grown adult writes or speaks like that? Especially someone who is running for president? It truly is astonishing that this orange-haired moron even got nominated. Then again, the GOP could nominate a slice of pie, and 40% of this country's population would be willing to vote for it.

Avalux

(35,015 posts)
26. I'm convinced he's a functional illiterate.
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 09:45 PM
Aug 2016

It doesn't matter to his supporters because they're the same way.

thecrow

(5,519 posts)
28. Well, we Americans DO like our pie...
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 10:05 PM
Aug 2016

even Obama likes pie.....although he and 60% of us wouldn't vote for it.

OhioBlue

(5,126 posts)
29. What does this even MEAN????
Thu Aug 11, 2016, 10:38 PM
Aug 2016

What the hell is he trying to say?

The best I can glean... His uncle was smart and intelligence is in the genes, therefore Trump is smart, but the liberals don't give him credit for being smart. They (liberals? the media?) would call him smart if he ran as a liberal. 35 years ago, his uncle predicted the Iranian nuclear deal? Iran won't let women negotiate for another 150 years. The deal was bad for the U.S. Women are smarter than men.

I didn't watch the link (slow connection) but depending on the flow of the sentence, a PAC should grab "They haven't figured that the women are smarter than the men right now". Show a clip of Hillary giving an insightful speech on policy. Fade to a clip of Trump saying something ridiculous. End with a diverse group of Americans with a flag or patriotic background either saying or holding signs "Um... we did figure it out" Maybe flash some poll numbers or headlines showing Hillary decimating Trump.

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