Wash. Post: Sorry, Republicans. You’re stuck with your nominee.

[lady lib]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/08/03/sorry-republicans-youre-stuck-with-your-nominee/?postshare=4731470260834833&tid=ss_tw#comments

Prominent Republicans have just joined Zune owners and the front office of any team that ever signed Tim Tebow in having a bad case of buyer’s remorse.

After Donald Trump’s spectacularly bad week — beginning with the final night of the Democratic convention, rolling past slumping poll numbers and continuing into new reports of a campaign in turmoil — there's an audible current of mumbled what-ifs among party leaders. What if a Zeusian thunderbolt from the sky were to suddenly vacate the head of the Republican ticket? What might happen then? What if what if what if?

This is purely aspirational, for three reasons.

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[misterhighwasted]

1. Haaa! 1.Drop Dead 2. Fall into a coma 3. Decide not to run

" In other words, the only way Trump won't be the nominee is if he drops dead, falls into a coma or simply decides not to run."

And The Donald is not going anywhere.

[lady lib]

2. Wow, you nailed it!

Now that his campaign is imploding I think this is great news.