2016 Postmortem
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niyad
(113,344 posts)anoNY42
(670 posts)liberal N proud
(60,336 posts)MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Truth is stranger than fiction.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)It even has a pink elephant on the label.
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Purrfessor
(1,188 posts)Donlirium Trumpens (DTs)
Donlirium Trumpens is found only in people who spend an inordinate amount of time immersing themselves by any means available in the thoughts and ideas espoused by Donald Trump. They accept Mr. Trump's views without question.
Withdrawal symptoms typically occur when people are challenged on their belief that Mr. Trump is a truthful and honorable person. Unable to recognize documented evidence that Mr. Trump is a fraud, a liar and an egomaniacal bully, their feverish defense of Mr. Trump places them at extreme risk. The most severe cases of DT can result in an obsession with the female anatomy, hallucinations and the complete and possibly permanent denial of reality.
Treatment includes removing a patient's access to the media, and most importantly social media including political forums. Sedation and confinement to darkened rooms is also helpful.
Symptoms:
Confusion
Frantic hand waving
Rapid heartbeat
Sweating
Personal insults
Paranoia
Inability to distinguish fact from fiction
An attraction to all things orange
Hallucinations
Constant touching of the hair
Agitation
Disorientation
Deflection
ffr
(22,670 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(49,007 posts)Synopsis of the Satires -- Juvenal
Book I
Satire I: It is Hard not to Write Satire
It is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant
of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself...
difficile est saturam non scribere. nam quis iniquae
tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se...
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MuttLikeMe
(279 posts)This isnt true.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)They've done this before. It is a satire site, after all.
DFW
(54,408 posts)They survived Sarah Palin. They'll survive this. It'll be rough, but I have faith.......
jmowreader
(50,560 posts)IIRC the Onion reported the riot that happened after Romney was caught without a flag pin...their editors told them to quit fucking around, only to break down in tears when it turned out to be true.
rocktivity
(44,576 posts)IronLionZion
(45,457 posts)rocktivity
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rocknation
MgtPA
(1,022 posts)His hands are too big.
ailsagirl
(22,897 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)underpants
(182,829 posts)montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)Good one underpants.
alfredo
(60,074 posts)deathrind
(1,786 posts)VP candidate also...
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)That's what Tom Lerher said when Henery Kissenger won the Nobel Peace prize.
Henry Kissenger...
Maru Kitteh
(28,341 posts)WHO?